Notices by Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 29

@Elizafox brain confirmed trash

I'm going to remain the bubble in fedi that will always tell you that enjoying a holiday isn't a crime and nobody gets to tell you what you can and can't like. Unless it's something fucked up like murdering people. Don't do that.

I don't understand American's attachment to a system where water freezes at 32 and boils at 212 and literally *no one knows why* and to top it off it isn't even patriotic because we didn't even invent it

Aliens in binary star systems will be looking at transmissions of earth a thousand years from now and will send back "don't talk to me or our suns ever again"

I mean on the one hand you can theoretically do whatever you want

On the other hand, the need to eat and have a roof over your head takes away most of your freedom

lock me up and call me furry trash, because thats what i am... im sorry officer...

[Steve Brule voice] wass poppin

this is a much better short story than the baby shoes never worn one

"wheres my phone i gotta take a massive dump"

shitpost on your boss's dime

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lolcow.wiki confirmed absolutely stupid

Fedi perpetually surprised when someone tries to monetise fedi

I hate to break it to you but outside this place it's still a Capitalist hellscape full of profiteers