Well uh
TIL there's a patent for a manually self-operated butt kicking machine
Looking at the patent: "your machine sucks ass, is that ok?"
Well uh
TIL there's a patent for a manually self-operated butt kicking machine
Looking at the patent: "your machine sucks ass, is that ok?"
What happens when you're laid off but keep showing up for work: https://www.pacifict.com/Story/
INSTALLING ARCH LINUX
Step 1
i'm back to the fediverse
Jeff became Jane please accept her new identity thanks
It reassures me to know that 1) there is a phallus hieroglyph, 2) the human phallus has not changed in a few thousand years, and 3) the human fascination of drawing phalluses all over everything has never changed.
je suis jeff idk
@audrey My identity is fluid too and it's just a thing that happens, not sure why you'd be a fraud for it
𓅰 this motherfucker be jeff
@audrey you're not
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/Category:Phallus_(hieroglyph)
Well that exists.
𓎁 your argument is invalid
wow egyptian hieroglyphs have 𓂺
"𓈝 everyone gangsta til the rectangle fella start walkin 𓈝"
@synaesthetica @grainloom hipsters like jorts
@synaesthetica @grainloom there are people obsessed with everything jeans and denim
denim bags, denim wallets, different styles of denim, different colours, fades, even different styles of wear (as in wearing out)
@Elizafox excuse me what the fuck
systemd? more like systemdicc
I don't think @plausocks would even consider letting me do it
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