Notices by Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 32

MBTI is astrology for rationalists

I'm pansexual that means I fuck pans

I also fuck people of all genders but pans as well

My efforts to repeal Ohm's Law have not been successful at the state legislature. I've encountered too much resistance. I will now attempt a citizens initiative.

I want to port the COFF binary format to a custom OS designed for Wang computers (and name it Wang)

So I can call it the Wang COFF format

I know, I know

I AM VERY MATURE.

"electron is so great" the programmer said, as my 32GB desktop went into swap due to a music player and 4 chat apps written in electron consuming all of my memory.

It's like $80 for 1 gbps to the house. Even my mother has it. And this is Tulsa, a city with like 500k people in the city proper and 1 million in the metro (not small but not particularly huge). Maybe, just maybe, ISP's are lying about their infrastructure and capacity problems, or MAYBE they're artificial and they just don't care :thaenkin:

Melinda says he OD'd on somethin' called Space Co-Pilot. Housekeeper found him passed out in bed wearin' nothin' but a pleather vest, super glued to a hula hoop.

@roko

https://niu.moe/media/dhBMnIvpEMWSuDvPdBo

@Elizafox
inspired: SSH bridging
glitched: SSH bridge-tunneling

Rocket Leg is cursed