Notices by Elly, nasty enby :heart_pan: (elizafox@mst3k.interlinked.me), page 39

@Elizafox welcome to the future, everything is Chrome (google outlawed everything else)

@Elizafox

If you don't get enough protein in your diet, your body goes into kubernetes which leads to extremely unhealthy weight loss.

superheroes are much improved by pronouncing them like surnames

try it

john goodman
sarah silverman
chris batman
gary superman

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They call it medium because the posts are neither rare not well-done

Craigslist shuts down its personals section due to issues created by SESTA, related to partial loss of CDA 230 immunity

http://money.cnn.com/2018/03/23/technology/craigslist-personals-shutdown/index.html

Well, this is an unpleasant find...

Child pornography found in the blockchain, making it illegal to possess in many countries.

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/mar/20/child-abuse-imagery-bitcoin-blockchain-illegal-content

accurate

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Stephen Hawking has died.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/2018/mar/14/stephen-hawking-professor-dies-aged-76

Why do "open standards" from ISO cost so much fucking money

that isn't open, that's gatekeeping

ISO is an international body, make the members foot the bill

This also means Mastodon uses now three databases to run (Redis, PostgreSQL, and ElasticSearch), and I don't understand why people don't think this is a problem. I suspect they are conditioned to just agree with Gargron. ElasticSearch being optional does nothing to change anything, because you will lose a piece of functionality that most people find useful if you don't use it.

A piece of functionality, may I add, gargron wasn't originally going to implement!

@calvin It's like encoding some doodles I found on a frisbee somewhere and saying "this looks like writing, let's encode it."

I better not give them any ideas.

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