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  1. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Monday, 16-Mar-2020 11:16:02 EDT an actual bear an actual bear
    • Useless and powerless
    • an actual bear
    @hj Couple of weeks; at least one potential vaccine is entering clinical tests now on an aggressive timetable. There are known medication that apparently work well for treatment. We just need to buy a bit of time for the healthcare system right now to get ready, and lockdown will be gradually loosened up.
    In conversation about 16 days ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  2. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Friday, 13-Mar-2020 11:08:46 EDT an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    https://babylonbee.com/news/nations-nerds-wake-up-in-utopia-where-everyone-stays-inside-sports-canceled-social-interaction-forbidden
    In conversation about 19 days ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink

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    1. Nation's Nerds Wake Up In Utopia Where Everyone Stays Inside, Sports Are Canceled, Social Interaction Forbidden
      from The Babylon Bee
      U.S.—The nation's nerds woke up in a utopia this morning, one where everyone stays inside, sporting events are being canceled, and all social interaction is forbidden.All types of nerds, from social introverts to hardcore PC gamers, welcomed the dawn of this new era, privately from their own homes."I have been waiting my whole life for this …
  3. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 16:55:59 EDT an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    @lain I'm fairly satisfied with my province's actions so far, but we're being let down by the federal govt.

    Steps by the provincial govt:

    - Gatherings of more than 250 people are cancelled
    - Voluntary quarantine of travelers no matter the origin is recommended
    - MANDATORY (paid) 14 days quarantine of all public sector employees who have travelled
    - Voluntary quarantine of private sector employees who have travelled recently or have symptoms; ressources will be unlocked for financial compensations if necessary for people who don't have enough paid sick leave
    - Health clinics are going to be screening visitors, including a security guard who's going to watch you wash your fucking hands you filthy animal
    - Extra ressources are being assigned to health services hotlines, which are a useful first line for many people

    Steps by the federal govt:

    - Don't be racist
    - C'mon dude!
    In conversation about 19 days ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  4. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Thursday, 12-Mar-2020 00:28:07 EDT an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    The "Sam Hyde is the culprit" meme is a complex scheme by known terrorist and repeat sexual offender Sam Hyde to gain cover from suspicion for future misdeeds by desensitivizing law enforcement to messages relaying said suspicion.
    In conversation about 20 days ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  5. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 10-Mar-2020 14:45:49 EDT an actual bear an actual bear
    • Nobody [LinuxWalt (@lnxw48a1)]
    • an actual bear
    @lnxw48a1 The media is broken; one outlet will say it's "probably higher than thought", another says "probably lower than thought", both base themselves on "experts".

    The angle they should be reporting is obviously "experts disagree", but then admitting the situation is hard to read means they lose "disagreeing with experts" as a cudgel to use against Trump, and they prefer clinging to it even as it costs them whatever remnant of trust the public had in them.
    In conversation about 22 days ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  6. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Monday, 09-Mar-2020 10:24:16 EDT an actual bear an actual bear
    • Infected Moomin
    • an actual bear
    @moonman >However, there are over 600,000 servers directly accessible from the internet, according to data from Shodan.

    Who the hell keeps a VNC server accessible on the net?

    VNC is one of those things I wouldn't even trust on my internal network without encapsulating it with SSH, let alone straight on the internet!
    In conversation about 23 days ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  7. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Feb-2020 16:32:36 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    the secret to my success with women? girls can't resist a man who self-hosts a fedi instance
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  8. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 17:41:13 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • nil
    • an actual bear
    @sim @augustus Yeah, that stuff can get quite confusing!
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  9. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 17:15:48 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    @lain Shhhh! You're revealing Mitsu's secret, that she actually was the bunny all along! The redhead girl with the cute giggle is actually Alex, her caretaker.
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  10. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 17:14:09 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    @augustus @lain And now you know how it happened. But now that we know you weren't following Mitsu, then a) no bulli, and b) 🔫 follow Mitsu.
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  11. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 17:10:38 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    @augustus No, but he should
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  12. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 17:06:41 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    @medli Was it feet?
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  13. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 17:04:55 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    Mitsu
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  14. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 17:02:18 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • nil
    • an actual bear
    @sim You get used to it, but I bet there's a lot of women who'd be very surprised that what they think is a baseline level of attention and sympathy they get for existing, really is not a thing for men.
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  15. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 16:25:36 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • i am warm and powerful
    • Official Pleroma Developer
    • an actual bear
    @xj9 @Olivia Damn right it is
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  16. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 16:15:56 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • Official Pleroma Developer
    • an actual bear
    @Olivia Pffft, you're stinky!
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  17. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 15:57:38 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • an actual bear
    @Mitsu That's a lot of a's!
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  18. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 15:55:10 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • whyfi
    • an actual bear
    @Mitsu @why Mille milliard de mille sabord!
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  19. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 15:53:21 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • whyfi
    • an actual bear
    @Mitsu @why I actually do
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
  20. an actual bear (guizzy@pleroma.guizzyordi.info)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Feb-2020 15:33:08 EST an actual bear an actual bear
    • 「VRISKA」
    • an actual bear
    @vriska @triodug Meanwhile, on some random billboard:

    DONALD TRUMP PLAYS FE IN CASUAL MODE.
    Mike Bloomberg embraces permadeath
    In conversation about a month ago from pleroma.guizzyordi.info permalink
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