Notices by Official Hoofboy (masklayer@slime.global), page 22

Gay

@tom Kevin,
Fuck Off

If usps can text me an alert saying they tried to deliver something and no one was here, youd think they could text me an alert that's like hey we're going to try to deliver a thing and will need a signature around [time frame]

⚠ GAY CAR ⚠

n i g h t p i c s
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Ohh its that hot new browser everyones talking about!!!

Internet of Thighs

Hot new rich people beverage trend "raw sewage"

@Gargron https://slime.global/media/Qun3qu1tF1Xnw5vN7ZA :thinkhappy:

If elon musk actually gave a shit about anything important he'd be funding better public transportation in low income areas rather than making extremely expensive + proprietary electric cars for rich people in order to help fund him sending people to mars so he can start his own economy there. Like. As impressive as tesla cars sometimes are, why does anyone support this shit

Yet another reason companies like Tesla can't be the future of transportation https://www.theverge.com/2017/12/17/16787010/tesla-prohibiting-commercial-drivers-supercharger-station
If they think you're ridesharing, they won't let you recharge the car

@shel COUCH BUDS https://slime.global/media/wMDd-JApIsZ2g7MNCyE

https://slime.global/media/icGQtU4PhrPvKxW2laI

@colon_three

https://slime.global/media/hmrNoei3LhfQEqi1QbE

Here on Mastodon we've gotr all the shapes. Hexagon, Triangle, Weird Circle in between some Rectangles. Friend

I can't believe it's Christmas already. Merry Christmas everyone!

https://slime.global/media/8YlLLz7YalZiSI5Ok1g. H Cute

@ctrlaltdog https://slime.global/media/zkHzVTNn_3WRoGlHPRg

Hey did you know: nudibranchs
https://alchetron.com/Chromodoris-annae-2119476-W https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Blue_dragon-glaucus_atlanticus_(8599051974).jpg https://featuredcreature.com/diamonds-are-a-chromodoris-willanis-best-friend/