Notices by Professor Fischstörer (theoutrider@mastodon.social), page 11

@amydentata isn't that basically Sam&Max

@pan which ones? :3

running on fumes trying to relax for at least a half hour or so before collapsing into bed selfie [eye contact]

between ~3.5 hours of uninterrupted sleep and spending two and a half hours running errands today is a bit of a writeoff I think

@Alexmay Luigi might

@soft_chomps or when you've become so good at typesetting you can just kind of chuck them in the general direction of the rack

@zatnosk exactly

petition to introduce "typecasting" as a print term to increase the number of occupations it is used in

German: *points at animal* bear
other languages: no that isn't a bear how could you even think
German: *points at animal* ... pig?

@julia I am not, we were just talking about koalas at which point it occurred to me that between those and raccoons there is a pattern of German going "*points at thing* bear"

trying, failing to think of other animals that are Not Bears that German has just decided to call "bär"

"Temporizador" is a fantastic word that seems to suggest it will shift spacetime so cats appear in your kitchen

@pupy https://mastodon.social/@theoutrider/100956630095789168

German:

raccoon -> Waschbär, "washing bear"
koala -> Koalabär, "koala bear"
porcupine -> Stachelschwein, "spiked pig"

@impiaaa the AC2s actually don't keep the number - it's AC2, AC Brotherhood, AC Revelations