Notices by Shel@Home🏡 (shel@cybre.space), page 5

Friendly reminder to all Americans that Open Enrollment for health insurance ends December 15th so if you need insurance be sure to go to healthcare.gov right now!! If you can't afford a premium you can get subsidized plans without premiums

I know a lot of the new people are from Comics Twitter so if you want suggestions on instances for you lot:

mastodon.art: a community of artists, illustrators seem to be most prominent

wandering.shop: a community of scifi/fantasy fans, a lot of writers and book lovers
writing.exchange: community of writers

octodon.social: general purpose instance with a good community

instance.business: instance by and for people of color, and also parody brands

cybre.space: a lot of creative queer furries

#welcome

i'm sorry but pepe the frog is actually a nude photo of me and you are not allowed to post it on facebook anymore that's the rules i don't make the rules i just exploit them

LB: Can I send Facebook common memes to be hashed and prevent anyone from continuing to share them

I also wrote a thing called "I'm Having a Crisis And Can't Go On" to help you in those moments when you might... yeah

http://sailingroughwaters.com/cope/crisis/

If you wanna just, bookmark that and look at it when you're feeling like you can't go on anymore. Please. If it doesn't help you have nothing to lose and if it helps it would make me so happy not to have lost you

לְעֵלָּא מִן כָּל בִּרְכָתָא בעשי”ת: לְעֵלָּא לְעֵלָּא מִכָּל וְשִׁירָתָא תֻּשְׁבְּחָתָא וְנֶחֱמָתָא דַּאֲמִירָן בְּעָלְמָא. וְאִמְרוּ אָמֵן: [קהל: אמן]
יְהֵא שְׁלָמָא רַבָּא מִן שְׁמַיָּא וְחַיִּים עָלֵינוּ וְעַל כָּל יִשרָאֵל. וְאִמְרוּ אָמֵן: [קהל:אמן]
עושה שָׁלום בעשי”ת: הַשָּׁלום בִּמְרומָיו הוּא יַעֲשה שָׁלום עָלֵינוּ וְעַל כָּל יִשרָאֵל וְאִמְרוּ אָמֵן: [קהל

Let sleeping dogs lie. Then let them crawl up and join you on the couch please :3 and then let them have a treat and play fetch?

💠ATTN: ANNOUNCING MASTODON SECRET SNEEPSNOP 2017💠

Secret Sneepsnop is like Secret Santa except it's a Sneepsnop.

A gift exchange where you get assigned someone on Mastodon to give a gift to and someone will be assigned to give you a gift.

Making creative works as gifts is encouraged, but not required. The entire exchange is *digital only.*

Sneepsnops will be assigned on December 11th and presents exchanges on December 21st.

SIGN UP HERE: https://shelraphen.typeform.com/to/COpdNo

More info at the link

Wait shit we should have a Mastodon Secret Santa

more things we can call eugen:

"Different names have been used in different languages in the cartoon series:

Hungarian: Hókuszpók, a wordplay on "hocus pocus", with "pók" also meaning spider.
Icelandic: Kjartan
Italian: Gargamella (phonetic adaptation of the original name)
Arabic: Sharshabeel
Vietnamese: Lão Gà Mên (phonetic adaptation of the original name with "Lão" means old man)
Greek: Δρακουμέλ (drakoumel)"

*ahem* next section

"Gargamel in modern times"

@djsundog gargamel stop oppresssing smurfs

On Mastodon you can safely assume that a given person is not necessarily a cishet white guy unless something tips you off to it (i.e. profile picture is a cishet white guy)

so like it's kinda ridiculous when we have these network-wide passive aggressive (or just aggressive) arguments which are almost entirely between white trans ladies age 20 to 34 with some kind of brain issues and a degree of technical knowledge; and people are framing each other as making reverse bigotry arguments

The end of socially.constructed.space is truly the end of an era

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THEY ACTUALLY MADE A SHOW CALLED BORUTO SON OF NARUTO IT SOUNDS LIKE A FUCKING PARODY SHITPOST LMFAO

@codeawayhaley Because you have no point of reference for it because you weren't and all you know about cults probably comes from TV jokes or documentaries about Jonestown and you don't understand the actual reality and you weren't there and you don't get to act like your pet theories that ppl find weird is at all comparable to being taught things as a child by adults who have power over you and a need to police your own thoughts because even thinking wrong feelings dangerous

When @tesseraconteur explained federation to me and I felt like I could breathe online for the first time in a long time #mastodonmemory

When people just kept making like a zillion separately hosted guides to using Mastodon #mastodonmemories

When we would welcome new users one by one to tell them how to use the site so they wouldn't leave. When we maintained the #welcome tag with tips for new users #mastodonmemories

@yatchi and it's a geniusly evil system too. They basically imported workers through the Aliyah concept who are terrified to not support those in power and the way of things through propaganda; and then created through apartheid an even lower class of invisible worker than that (Palestinian Israeli residents) who can be doubly exploited thanks to the fear keeping the other workers in check.

It's horrible and inhumane and generates a lotta $$$$