Notices by :v_s: viscous nuisance 🖲️ (tom@slime.global), page 35

[CURSE AGAINST GOOGLE]

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Wer von Euch hat dem Heise-Praktikanten dabei geholfen, sich eine Photoshop Lizenz zu cracken? https://slime.global/media/gLI8uJ-F_9StXfkskJ8

did I ever show y'all my extremely cybre looking PSP? (modding it was a pain and I'm never opening this case up ever again)

i love the most recent mastodon ui update!
https://slime.global/media/9dUScHwjhh98JNKuJOs

*angrily installs more and more sql instances into my failover cluster* eat shit

old japanese computers are incredible tbh

other weird but good late 90s/early 2000s phone designs

. #1) Respect the privacy of others.
. #2) Think before you type.
. #3) With great power comes great responsibility.

yall mind if i veg out? https://slime.global/media/1lg9tLiVZvFMgQYgrpo

@theoutrider b-but that's also disabled

@djsundog santa (sun santa)

@djsundog update: plans to fight the sun have been stalled because the coward is hiding https://slime.global/media/cGSBGPstnFB29KlnRRM

*i open a website*

*it gives me a small electric shock*

ah i love the static web

finally got myself a secure computer! https://slime.global/media/RtuBIDaLsL7Kq8UO2IE

*bitbangs gigabit ethernet with a bit of wire, a couple of batteries and my bare hands*

'Doug Evans, the founder of a startup called Juicero that shut down in September, told The Times that he and his friends brought 50 gallons of raw water to the Burning Man festival last year.'

OF COURSE YOU DID