Notices by Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz), page 27

is anyone here good at drawing birds, sunglasses, and birds with sunglasses? I might be in the market for a new avatar

“Porkins old boy, you’re a popular fellow. Care for help with your following?”
“Oh no bother. No boooootheeee....”
FWOOOM!

*pushes more blocks around map of southern Britain *
*phones ring*
“Death Star in range in five minutes.”
“Red Leader, we count thirty bogies headed your way over the drink, I’d say 109s.”

“Luke, check your high six.”
“Can’t shake him. Oh DO pot that fellow Biggs, there’s a love.”
“Good shot Wedge.”
“Damn fine shot.”
“Rather!”

I need a little help from my friends to survive November. I'm more than halfway to my Gofundme goal - thank you! - but apparently they won't disburse until the 4th, and some of my utilities are going to get shut off before then. So I'm switching to PayPal and Liberapay.

Please give me a hand, either by donating or by spreading the word. And thank you to everyone who's helped!

https://www.liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle

bread in captivity."

There's a database of paper airplane shapes and how to fold them: https://www.foldnfly.com/

his arms expand when he eats spinach, but non-directionally, because he's Popeye the Scalar Man

I need help paying my bills for the next month. Please give me a hand by donating and/or spreading the word: https://www.gofundme.com/bqbcn-help-me-survive #transcrowdfund #gofundme

Remember: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can leave lasting psychological damage that lasts a lifetime.

Kindness is not a code of conduct unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU behavior pattern made useful by the GNU developers, contributors and vital commentators comprising a full communication system as defined by POSIX.

You know how video ads, video interstitials in online articles, have been getting more and more popular over the last few years?

That's because Facebook told everybody that people paid a lot of attention to video ads.

Turns out, THAT's because Facebook desperately wanted advertisers to buy the more-expensive video slots (instead of plain text or images) and falsified their viewing metrics, sometimes by a factor of /nine hundred/:

https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2018/10/advertisers-allege-facebook-hid-the-fact-that-no-one-watches-video-ads/

"holy balls. this is incredible

the [libssh] vulnerability literally works like this:

me: "can i log in?"

server: "no. you need a password."

me: "hacker voice i'm in"

server: "login successful. you're in""

https://twitter.com/FioraAeterna/status/1052294419607506944

One bright spot in my day so far: I got to kick InfoWars off m.s.