Notices by Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz), page 38

Let's try this thang. If you're into #archaeology #pubarch #digiarch #dh #scicomm and #catladyproblems, I'm your girl.

Hello

It's Friday

I just released my new EP

Here it is:

https://endless-state-machine.bandcamp.com/album/imperfect-uncertainty

check it out, it's a @squirrel car

My Increasingly Less-Brief Guide to Mastodon seems to be well-received, but I don't know any languages other than English well enough to translate it. If you're multilingual and wouldn't mind volunteering your time and effort, please feel free to translate it into your language of choice - just let me know so I can link it in the original English and let you know when I update it!

https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/74f6e6c0f349651349a0df9ae4582969

Sugar...
Spice...
And everything nice...

These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girl...

But Professor Mastonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction:

CHEMICAL ROBOT

Thus the Squirrelbunbot was born!

Using her ultra super powers, @squirrel has dedicated her life to defeating video games and the forces of pizza!

Thanks to @nightpool for this #mastoadmin tip:

When witches.town goes down in the next few days, you may notice Mastodon running more slowly, as Sidekiq workers try to contact it and have to wait for the request to time out before they can move on to the next job.

To handle this, AFTER w.t goes down, log into your server on the back end, run `redis-cli`, and enter:

sadd unavailable_inboxes https://witches.town/inbox

This tells Mastodon not to bother trying to talk to witches.town.

Please be compassionate to the people who pop up on other instances in the next few weeks asking if anyone knows why witches.town is down.

oh my god I don't remember the last time I laughed this hard

Damn it, it's that time again:

The end of the month has come and I have bills to pay. Can you help me keep groceries on my table and my utilities on? Please?

https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
https://liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle

Or if you'd rather join my Patreon, which helps keep me and the Elekk afloat:

https://patreon.com/noelleanthony

we're watching Giant Bomb play Super Mario Sunshine

@LaserScheme starts singing to the tune of "Spider-Man"

"93, 93
that's the number of coins on the screen"

I chime in

"is that good? listen, bud
he's gotta get seven more with FLUDD"

look out

his coins are 93