Notices by Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz), page 43

I require An Job. If you're looking for a full-stack dev (Python/PHP/Node on the back end), and are in Baltimore County or can accept remote work, please give my resume a look: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/Resume

Yo, I'm MC Quine and I'm here to say,
"Yo, I'm MC Quine and I'm here to say"

:birdsite: banned a huge number of bot accounts overnight, many of them connected to Russian troll farms.

Many of the banned bots espoused alt-right viewpoints and followed alt-right accounts.

You can predict how the conservative :birdsite:sphere is reacting. :schadenfreude:

So I have to come up with $600 by the end of the month and about $400 the week after that, and I could use your help. Please contribute or boost. ❤️

https://PayPal.me/joyeusenoelle
https://liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle

<NES> lol
<NES> I download something from Napster
<NES> And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
<NES> I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you"
<NES> "getting my song back fucker"

I miss second-hand shops.

I used to have multiple used-book stores, a military surplus store, and about half a dozen consignment and junk shops within a few minutes' drive.

The used-book stores are gone. Sunny's Surplus went bankrupt in 2007. All the junk stores are now Antique Shoppes, attempting to attract the "upcycling" Etsy customer base.

Hell, I can't even go to Radio Shack anymore.

Imagine a world where the dominant culture valued the joy of learning something new over the certainty of being right.

@halcy bonus: if you have to refer to them in the plural, use "databeese".

I'm looking for work in #webdevelopment/#devops. If you know of a job opening that I might qualify for, or if you need work done in that area on a freelance basis, please let me know.

Here's my resume: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/Resume/

(You can also see some of my recent work at https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/ !)

Old-school PC fonts, if you're into that sort of thing: https://int10h.org/oldschool-pc-fonts/fontlist/

#Hiring managers: what do you like to see on a programmer's resume? What scores points in a portfolio or Github account? #jobsearch

So I'm short about $300 between now and the 15th, thanks to an unexpected emergency. If you have some spare cash, I could really use your help.

https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
https://liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle

under capitalism, transitioning is basically buying the expansion pack to life (and then paying a subscription fee). #trans

This is a test to see how long image alt text can be. ...looks like 430 characters. Good to know. https://elekk.xyz/media/ShbHNgp84mitVdxjiKA

There are a whole lot of alarming indications that Elon Musk is trying to become Cave Johnson.

Please help me survive under capitalism.

https://paypal.me/joyeusenoelle
https://liberapay.com/joyeusenoelle
https://patreon.com/noelledanthony

@djsundog how is 1642 not just The Pascalculator

pro tip: turn :calculator: upside down

"The digits of π (in any base) not only go on forever but behave statistically like a sequence of uniform random numbers... Consequently, π in base 26 emulates the mythical army of typing monkeys spewing out random letters. Among other things, this implies that any text, no matter how long, should eventually appear in the base-26 digits of π!"

http://www.cadaeic.net/picode.htm

Henry Bepis #TwilightZone https://elekk.xyz/media/hxmOS4mUhMBHrSVgAxk