Notices by Snake Girl Ellie (noelle@elekk.xyz), page 42

HOT NEW SWTOR CONTENT LEAKS!!!!!!!!

6.0: Bioware Comes To My House And Apologises To Me, Personally, For What They Did To Theron Shan

i hope you like apples cause in tonight's episode we'll be looking at the apple II! join us in exploring these games in amazing 3 or 4 colors!

http://mixer.com/squirrel-chan

#LookingForWork

Full-stack developer, been working with the web since the 90s. #HTML, #CSS, #Javascript, #Python, #PHP, enough #Ruby and #Node to get myself into trouble. #LAMP is fine but other stacks are fine too; I'm a quick learner.

Any position is okay; I've been out of the office for a while and I''d be happy doing just about anything as long as the income is stable.

Formal resume: https://github.com/joyeusenoelle/Resume

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Gentle reminder: "cunt" is a misogynist slur.

Yes, even if you live in England or Australia.

We're coming to the end of the second decade of the 21st century and to the middle of the third decade of the internet being a going concern in the life of the average person.

On average, people spend more than three hours a day on the internet.

The claim that internet-based activism is invalid and that "you have to go into the real world to make a difference" has never been more wrong, and at this point making it reveals that you're deeply out of touch.

Witches.Town users: If you're moving to a different instance, you can set your witches.town account to redirect to your new instance.

Go to Settings > Edit Profile. Below the "Save Changes" button, you'll see a link to move to a different account; that should walk you through the process.

This DOES NOT lock your witches.town account - it just provides a link to the new account in your profile.

GIF is pronounced "gif"

Witches.Town folks: Before you leave/the site shuts down, please remember to go to Settings > Data Export. You can grab lists of the people you're following, blocking, and muting, and request an archive of your toots.

(You can currently import your follow/block/mute lists to another account, but you can't upload your toot archive. But at least you'll /have/ them.)

Did someone think this out:

a) not thoroughly enough;
or
b) too thoroughly
?

no gods no masters (gif)

I've updated my Brief Introduction to Mastodon to include alt-text on images and common Masto etiquette: https://gist.github.com/joyeusenoelle/74f6e6c0f349651349a0df9ae4582969

so it's a good thing, then

goin' camping

I keep thinking about this article.

"I Don’t Know How To Explain To You That You Should Care About Other People": https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/i-dont-know-how-to-explain-to-you-that-you-should_us_59519811e4b0f078efd98440

The great tragedy of my life is that no matter how well I transition, Kiera will always be at least twice as gorgeous as me.

Heads up: if you're in the US, and either have EBT or Medicaid, you can get Amazon Prime for $6/mo (as opposed to the usual $13/mo or $99/year). https://www.amazon.com/l/16256994011?ms3_c=f97ca5dc305e732cc305ccacac882b88

@squirrel @LaserScheme look you named an axe HERE'S JOHNNY

Fun fact: "inflammable" came first, from Latin "inflammare", "to set on fire".

After that came "nonflammable".

"Flammable" was a back-formation from "non-flammable".

Ever since people have been confused.

It's going to be rainy and cold on April 25.

Suggestion: when you're building a user database, assign each user a 16-digit hexadecimal number as a unique identifier, disallow that internal identifier from changing, and let everything else change.

Want to change your username? Great. Want to change your email? Fine. The unique hex ID is all that matters.

16 hex digits is enough collision space to give every person on earth about 2.5 /million/ accounts on your system, but short enough that you can write it down on a post-it note.