Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 13

the last good graphics demo was the boing ball :boingball:

@noelle @mavica we all know it'll need always on internet to download assets as they're used 'cause they skimped on hdd space

requires a minimum 200Mbps connection

@mavica "this shovel can hold up to 50,000 newtons of force!"

"okay, cool, but why would you want it to?"

@mavica grammar were invented by the victorians so they could feel superior to them with regional accents

I don't have any evidence that's true but it sounds about right

Ooh, this is cool

The new MB&F x L'Épée 1839 Starfleet Explorer

It's exactly what it looks like, a desk clock that looks like DS9

Someone send me 10,000 CHF so I can get one

@mavica blubbbbb

@mavica oh, and if you throw yourself through a window it's autotransfenestration

of which Danilo Del Prete holds the guinness world record for by running through 24 panes of tempered glass

@mavica yes, but if you're throwing someone back into a window after they've been thrown out of it then it's refenestrate

and if you're throwing someone through a window instead of from a window it's transfenestrate

@mavica tony hawk's pro gator

the game where you ride on the backs of alligators

@codl :thaenkin: new plan, we cover all the new 5G towers with fur and make them look super cute so the conspiracists stop burning the damn things down

@mavica ah, the eternal mood of 2020

Just got this delivered

It's a Triwa Time for Oceans in the "coral" colourway

Quartz, 100M water resistant, and the case and strap are made out of recycled ocean plastic

It's pretty neat

@mavica and the gifs were actually gifs!

not apng or gifv or webm or whatever bullshit people call gifs these days

@mavica exactly! and we had all the animated "this site under construction" gifs we could ask for!

@mavica you're mavica squobit!

@mavica all web developers should be forced to use a machine with a pentium 4 and fuck-all ram while developing

@codl might be an idea to look at some of the prosumer stuff

I've heard mikrotik gear is pretty good and I've gotten on fine with ubiquiti gear so far

@cypnk

🦊 !