Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 12

@Siphonay eh, everyone was fine when the Normans did it

standing ovations are a weird concept

like "that was so good I'll stand up and clap at you"

who came up with that?

@mavica you sofffffff

@mavica well done mavi!

thinkin' 'bout the video toaster

video toaster was cool

tony hawk's pro tater

the potato cooking simulator

"so, to run this you need an emu"

"an emulator"

"nope, the bird, they're the only ones who can get it to compile for some reason"

@gdkar but you also don't :blobsmile:

but you do :blobfrown:

@jk windy village hill

so somewhere producing beans I'd assume

@mavica HEY MAVI YOU CAN DO IT
I CAN'T THINK OF ANY RHYMES
BUT YAY MAVI!

@mavica just imagine an octopus with all their arms holding pompoms cheering you on

'cause there's an octopus with all arms holding pompoms cheering you on

@mavica I've never used teams, how bad is it?

@codl I like [citation needed] because it says to me "we're pretty sure this is right but we don't have the source handy so take it with a grain of salt", get rid of the rest of them by default though

@noelle oh god, I just noticed on their website that they do air with essential oils mixed in

of course they fucking do

@noelle it's... uh... actually been done

https://vitalityair.com/

@mavica that is hella cool

@evie the only way I can think of doing that is by actually saying "first class carriages" instead of "the front"

no injuries, but the place was covered in the brie