Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 16

@mavica good device

@mavica here you go https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxopViU98Xo

@mavica yay!

@mavica did the driver update and break or something?

either that or it could well be hardware

I'd suggest taking the card out, blowing on it, and putting it back in again but it's not an N64 so I don't think that'd work

@mavica time to add "hardware developer" to the CV!

'cause you're hardware and you can develop stuff!

@revolverocelot my mind was just finishing the thought "I wonder if you could make facemasks out of lighter, more breathable material?" when I realised "no sam, that would entirely defeat the point of the whole exercise"

@codl I've lugged around metal barrels

Only seen small novelty wooden ones though, the big wooden ones sound like a lie

If I owned a watch brand I'd totally put the words "perlative chronometer" on all the dials just to mess with rolex fanboys

welp, baselworld's dead

they've cancelled the 2021 show (which was a "postponement" of the 2020 show)

they say they'll be "exploring new formats and platforms" but I'm not sure we'll see much out of that

@TheGibson try out "...as the actress said to the bishop" for a change

@wigglytuffitout "you want me to go out in the middle of a pandemic just to have some little test done? are you taking the piss?"

"well, yes"

MORTAL WOMBAT!

hedgies enjoying the new cafe landscaping!

@Brainship personal favourite is when a bit of software lists all the stuff it's built with but includes no indication whatsoever as to what it actually does

is it a web server? a text editor? firmware for an IoT toaster? nobody knows!

new landscaping around the hedgehog cafe

@mavica *brings lots of blankets* :bunhdcomfyhappy:

@mavica 🎶 comfy shoes
take me to bed
to the plaaaace
I can sleeeeep

cozy mattress
with soft pillows
take me to bed
comfy shoes 🎶

@mavica *brings you a nice cup of tea*

@mavica still shockingly not the worst admin team in the fediverse

God help us we've tried, but nope, up against some really stiff competition

@mavica I TURNED MYSELF INTO JORTS, MORTY!

I'M JIIIIIIIICK!