Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 17

According to Newton's third law of motion, if you boop the snoot the snoot boops you back

wait, this sounds like something Q would do

which would also explain all the spacial and temporal anomalies they run into all the time in star trek...

new theory; Q got bored, did a load of folding, and now if you look at the alpha quadrant from the 27th dimension it's a little origami Jean-Luc Picard

sci-fi plot idea: with "folding space" being a common trope for FTL in fiction, there's got to be at least one elder/precursor/old species that got bored and uses their phenomenal power to make galaxy origami

"oh, that galaxy? yeah, we folded that into a duck, it's pretty cool"

@mavica @noelle I'll distract the manager!

@noelle @mavica ooh, that's a good question

@mavica !

nine more buns to pat please!

@mavica such good value! 💵

ooh, is there a rewards scheme?

@mavica that's a very good bun right there :bunpats:

@mavica hemlo I would like to pet one bun please

@mavica beepy machine talking about clanky machine!

Specifically the bird kind

Although I'm sure New Zealanders as a whole are soft and squidgable as well

I wanna hug a kiwi

They look so soft and squidgable

@mavica musical instrument made of loops of sausages?

BIG HEDGIE

🦔

ending an evil dnd campaign with "and it turns out that the real villains were the friends we made along the way"

@mavica hellllloooooo

@mavica it's mavi!

with a good 'do!

This is your occasional reminder that Jason Statham featured in the music videos for Erasure - Run to the Sun and The Shamen - Comin' On

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvhgG9ee9Aw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uWu3JqLMImY