Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 31

It's autism awareness day!

Also your semi-regular reminder that autism speaks and their puzzle piece bullshit can fuck right off

@mavica I like the one with the triangly bit, that's a good one

@mavica CUTE LOW RES MAVI!

@mavica wait, hang on, a pen plotter is just a robot that draws stuff on paper using a pen

DRAW SOMETHING AND YOU CAN BE THE PEN PLOTTER!

@mavica SAME

also, a teletype

@InspectorCaracal @wigglytuffitout he's got form

see: that cave rescue thing

Also if Sinn would like to send me some swag for shilling their brand on the social medias then please feel free

Sinn also make a watch designed for firefighters

This is the EZM 7, the colour coded sections on the bezel display the amount of time firefighters can operate using various types of specialised breathing equipment

It also features their temperature resistant oils which improves rate stability at extreme temperatures

@penguin42 I'd think that if you had a watch without a rotating bezel, or just an internal rotating bezel, no crown protectors, and used a silicone pull-through strap like a NATO it might be fairly easily sterilised

I'm not sure of anyone else that makes anything specifically designed for easy sterilisation though

Especially not with the testing Sinn did of how all the parts would stand up to repeated disinfection with the chemicals they usually use in hospitals for the purpose

Some of the watch blogs are posting articles on the Sinn EZM 12 because of... current events, so fuck it, here we go

This is the Sinn EZM 12, a super cool watch they released a few years ago, designed for use by emergency medical personnel

It's got two timing bezels, one of which is marked with the "golden hour" and "platinum ten minutes" which I'm informed means something to medical people

It's also got a pulsometer and is really easy to take apart and sterilise with minimal tools

Good news! Sam the Octopus is now sponsored by RAID: Shadow Legends!

I've never been much of a mobile gamer, but, forget everything you think you know about mobile games because...

APRIL FOOLS!

@alex better than the walkers

as we all know, weebles wobble, but they don't fall down

@mavica day of the trans also sounds suspiciously similar to day of the triffids

new headcannon: the triffids are trans

@mavica TRANS DAY! :flag_transgender:

one of our hedgies has decided to accessorise their outfit with some leaves!

also, bonus magpie

@Anke UK, but I was lead to believe that we'd be taking fashion cues from our antipodean cousins

I had to go out to get some things and I didn't see one person wearing spiked leather

Nor did I see any heavily customised cars with lots of chrome

I'm beginning to think mad max lied to me

I am very disappointed

Oh shit, @squirrel_ebooks got a prerelease copy of next month