Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 32

@halcy @jk why limit yourself to land? you could be in the sea! or in space!

@jk they actually all have greenscreens and all chose the same genre of stock image for their backgrounds

@mavica those toots are the best bun!

obviously wash your hands before and after as well

healing crystals are actually very effective at stopping you from catching coronavirus providing you lob them at anyone trying to get within 2 metres of you

@ActNebbish someone tells lovecraft that there's wavelengths of light outside of what we can see

lovecraft: OH FUCK FUCK FUCK

*writes the color out of space*

tired: oats

wired: goats :blobgoat:

@codl I'm sure that happened at some point, or at least some variation of it

we've laughed so many blockchain things out of existence they all sorta blur together

@mavica I have always found the design of those apeeling

@jk technically all of them if you count "mmm, yummy" as a mild psychoactive effect

@m1st meow meow! blub

@m1st ah, that kind of weird

still, meow meow meow meow meow

@m1st oh that does sound weird

uncomfy weird or just odd weird?

@m1st been a while, how is the kitty?

@m1st hi mist!

@shutsumon I know there's more risk to the workers than usual in the current climate but sacrifices must be made

@GwenfarsGarden had to be done

I see they're getting ready to set stonehenge forward an hour for british summer time

WHO WOULD WIN?

hundreds of years of swiss watchmaking tradition

- OR -

smol buzzy quartz bois