Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 53

@sydneyfalk I read that as "public canning" for a second there

"I pronounce you guilty of malfeasance in a public office. INTO THE JAR!"

mavi is goodest robot

LB: one minute after us complaining about pleroma's image description support!

@mavica such a beautiful description, such poetry

they say a picture's worth a thousand words but it's really summed up by that alpha-numeric string

@mavica it'd be easier if the work was good

but uh... *gestures at the huge number of newlines being federated over as just one example*

@noelle Brian David Gilbert, Polygon video person, does the Unraveled videos

but I can totally see him using that as a costume idea for next Halloween

@mavica I've just gotten used to it and now he looks weird to me without one

hasn't even been that long since he grew it, strange

@mavica I seem to recall there being something about it being slightly lighter weight than mastodon but there's nowhere near the amount of difference I'd need to ignore various people being massive shits

I just watched a polygon video with BDG in it pre-moustache and he looks like a baby person in it

@melissasage "military grade"

@mavica there is a fifth dimension beyond those known by most, it is the middle ground between vanilla and kinky, it lies between two or more people, it is an area which we call the twilight bone

@sydneyfalk nah... we wouldn't... do that... at all... *quietly hides the harpoons*

@SouthernGothHick

"fruit by the foot" is a really weird product when you forget the imperial system of measurements exists

@SuricrasiaOnline and a surprisingly large correlation between things that fall in the "unlawful and ethical" category and fun!