Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 54

The Curta calculator was invented by Curt Herzstark in the 1940's, it's a fully mechanical little maths machine

They used them to mine bitcoin before computers were invented

We haven't seen any hedgehogs for the past few days so I think they're all cozied up in their little houses for hibernation

either that or they're just napping through the little cold/wet bit of weather we're having

@mavica my pet theory is that the cgi was taking too long to hit the original release date so they put together the first trailer with the horrifying sonic so they'd have more time to finish it with a reasonable sonic once everyone complained

whoops, erm... spoiler for the epic of gilgamesh?

Enkidu dies in tablet seven

@mavica calculus is one of those fields where I never understand the question let alone have any idea to get the answer

@kirby nah, this looks like an actual thing they're making

@mavica @InspectorCaracal "Her color scheme is inspired by doxygen source code highlighting" yeah... of course it is tyson... we know what it really is

@ElfLord what's worse is his PhD is in archaeology

@mavica obviously not petting cat enough

@codl I'm guessing it's scroll+click

which would make it two dimensions so... maybe it does side to side as well? Don't know

Huh, this is a neat thing

Which I fully expect to be incredibly uncomfortable to use

https://www.8bitdo.com/n30-wireless-mouse/

@mavica yeah, that's definitely a bit of an odd and questionable thing to label oneself as

@InspectorCaracal well, for certain values of "professional" I'm sure your local gardener-type person'll have a go with the hedge clippers for cheap :blobtongue:

:thaenkin: an offshoot of christianity that omitted the highest order of angels would be sans-seraph

@mavica *octo-hugs sqwerl*

@Felthry @codl you usually type in the exchange rate that you got from the business pages in the newspaper at the start of the day and it saves that for all the conversions

turns out my kojima name is Cook Shitposting

https://www.polygon.com/videos/2019/11/11/20959269/unraveled-kojima-name-generator-death-stranding

Somebody please tell me they're going to mod Death Stranding to include the Archwood Flextrek 37,000,000,000,000 Whipsnake Edition

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZAtzN_ScKXY