Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 67

@InspectorCaracal my personal variation of that is the time I once entirely forgot how to make cheese on toast

@mavica I'm here, think discord might be having weirdness with messages

@syrup might be able to find an ftdi cable! low baud rate pets

@syrup I can do the pets but I'm fresh out of cat5 cable so it'll have to be wireless

:thaenkin: batman is bruce wayne's fursona

@kirby the dial and hand at the 12 is hours, big hand in the middle is minutes, dial and hand at the 6 is seconds

regulators were originally designed for large clocks that everyone in a watchmaking shop would regulate the watches by, having the hours, minutes, and seconds on separate dials made it easier to precisely read them from across the room

these days it's a neat style choice for the time display

well these are interesting

Louis Erard x Alain Silberstein Excellence Regulateur

Comes in dark or light versions, powered by an ETA 7001 with an in-house module on top to do the regulator display

http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230as61
http://montres-louiserard.ch/en/watches/54230ns62

@autistikai aww 🧡

@autistikai hey, we invented the... no, that was the scots...

we invented the... no, scots again...

we're good at sing... no, that's the welsh..

nah, I got nothing

@mavica clonk

@mavica yeah, if it's a real company account which all signs point to it being they're going about things the right way

But I still can't shake the feeling that someone's made the entire thing for a bit

'cause that's exactly the kind of thing we do here

This account is obviously advertising a roofing company

@roofingdavidson

It's definitely an account for promoting a roofing company

But I'm still expecting it to be somebody's shitposting corpsona

Fediverse, you have ruined me

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

@mavica did you see the toot about squirrels glowing under UV?

https://lazer.pizza/@bunnyjane/102961812287764829

@mavica it's mavi!

@LaserScheme Gorbachev never invented minecraft, that's already points against him

@codl hell no, they'll be all stringy and gross

compost the rich

grow apple trees in the compost

drink cider