Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 69

@InspectorCaracal "Run as administrator" is just "Simon says" for windows operating systems

@revolverocelot we think it might be a her and pregnant from the roundness and bigness, it's about that time of year

we might get a load of baby hedgies!

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@Jo oh yeah, and they know exactly where the food is

none of this "cautiously sniffing around" any more, they barrel in there at high speed

smol hedgie compared with BIG HEDGIE

@colon_three anyone know anyone who can smuggle a pint into belmarsh?

@KitRedgrave hm... yeah, fair point

island would be better for growing foods

@KitRedgrave for numbers multiple boats would be doable

maybe pirate an oil tanker, loads of space on that for farming if you cover it in soil

:thinkhappy: masto island or masto boat?

all of us either on an island or on a boat

boat would need more maintenance but would be easily moved for logistics and we could also be pirates

@colon_three bestest squobit

@maple is good and soffff

@InspectorCaracal @maple yeah, it's only like 3.5-ish percent of the instances we know of that are suspended

hardly any really

@maple buh buh buh how do I get my instance unblocked???

STOP BEING SHIT YOU BASTARDS

@maple helloooo

50 years ago Stanley Kubrick faked the moon landing

Being Kubrick he insisted on shooting it on location

@maple a steady inexorable tick tock in the world :D

@InspectorCaracal @maple what, like a universal karmic thing? Short Circuit being so good the universe has to put a little nugget of crap in front of you to balance things out?

50 years ago two people walked on the moon while wearing Omega Speedmasters

Omega have not stopped going on about it since