Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 70

the best biscuits for dunking in tea are chocolate hobnobs

tired: boot loop
wired: boop loop

@codl I think it's in this place called "the outside"

I've heard rumours of the daystar also being there, I wouldn't risk it

Of course this exists

https://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower-drone-kit/

A kit to add a flamethrower to your drone

I always love emails that say "admin has reported <xyz>"

means I don't have to do anything :blobgrin:

@mplouffe you never know, that might have been exactly the result they wanted and they did it perfectly

@revolverocelot "HEY, WELCOME! Are you here for the orgy or the sacrifice?"

@sydneyfalk @noelle if the climate's right I'll bring the hedgehogs

@Shutsumon @InspectorCaracal ...so what you're saying is that in addition to having an island, we could be pirates

@noelle if you go north instead of south you could get 11 acres for $125,000

https://www.privateislandsonline.com/canada/novascotia/leader-island

@InspectorCaracal 100,000 or so plastic bottles hard https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/joyxee-island

@skynebula slightly more diverse than I was expecting, they've got a ginger

@bombshellbun I don't think it is but I don't know enough about it to say

ED! ED! ED!

ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR

thank you for coming to my ED talk

@heeks huh, that's a surprisingly convenient ratio for a measurement system that was developed by a drunk mathematician rolling dice

@maple gonna have to wrap you in bubble wrap

and then replace the bubble wrap when you discover you get cool poppy sounds if you roll down a hill

bring back hovercrafts as a standard form of transport

"Illium" was another name for the city of Troy

"-ad" is a suffix that can be used to mean "the story of"

Therefore "The Illiad" is properly translated as; drumroll please...

Troy Story