Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 72

@djsundog music is wiggly air

@Jo physical destruction is so much more fun though

@maple gender?! I barely know 'er!

The reason NASA keep all the moon rocks they took so secure is because they're incontrovertible evidence that the moon is in fact made of cheese

smol hedgie!

@saxnot "You can't share ZIP archives" sounds like a challenge to me

@siosilvar bristol city centre and clifton are indeed where the people who have money wander about

This is praxis

(not my picture, found in bristol)

@kirby I've already got the tentacles!

@peemee given I have no idea what a one of those is I probably wouldn't use it to its full potential

@peemee think I'd go for the standard model, two spare tyres would probably come in more useful than the 6 wheel drive for me

obviously change the big boomy thing for a big paintball thingy

why yes, I will help you paint your house :blobgrin:

I want an FV721 Fox to drive around in

It's like a little tiny mini tank!

It's so cute!

@maloki a big ball of wibbly wobbly tooty wooty stuff

@c0debabe they're all totally excitedly yelling at each other

@rey I always saw guillotines as more of a community DIY project than something you go out and buy

@bortzmeyer they'd phrase it as "electromagnetic radiation" to try to make it sound scarier