Notices by Sam the Octopus (troublemoney@computerfairi.es), page 8

@esvrld huh

I certainly do not envy the crew

a cleansing ritual can just be you walking around hitting a saucepan with a wooden spoon and yelling "OI, BAD VIBES FUCK OFF"

@evie I'm pretty sure paying 50 bucks for a small copper pipe for the purpose of looking like gandalf while drinking coffee is never a financially responsible decision

says the octopus who spends *cough cough*far too high amount on watches

@woozle @noelle US customary

@evie in terms of financial responsibility, no

in terms of memes, yes

for context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4UHlA6k58E

Chas and Dave were a famous music act in the UK

can the next autonomous zone to be set up be called DAVE?

I kinda want references to CHAZ and DAVE in the news

Have I talked about these yet?

The Nivada Grenchen Chronomaster Aviator Sea Diver

Nivada was hit hard by the quartz crisis but it's being brought back by a few industry pros, this is one of two lines they're starting with

38.3mm case size, available with manual-wind or automatic movements, 100m water resistance, super useful count-up and 12-hour bezel

Just a good vintage-sized tool watch, and fairly reasonably priced for a mechanical chrono

https://nivadagrenchenofficial.com/collections/casd

@mavica have you had food? a nice cup of tea?

@mavica agreed

two chemists walk into a bar

first one says "I'll have some h2o"

second one says "I'll have some h2o too"

bartender gives them both glasses of water because he understands context cues

Excerpt from the journal of advanced cheese science:

"Both single and double Gloucester cheese are well described in literature and the synthesis process of each is well understood, in this paper we shall describe the process of creating the previously theorised triple Gloucester..."

@subnet gotta get that full candy crush experience

@InspectorCaracal yeah, misgendering anyone for any reason is unacceptable

<joking begins>that and men have enough bad press without lumping rowling in with them<joking ends>

Given J K Rowling's insistence that only those who menstruate are women, and the fact that Rowling is 54 and therefore statistically likely to have gone through menopause:

what pronouns are we meant to use for Rowling?

@noelle ...oh for fucks sake

carp diem

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