Notices by cilia plath (cuteweeds@glitch.social)

"Won't you be my ally?"

https://kottke.org/18/06/mister-rogers-fixed-old-shows-if-he-felt-they-were-wrong

Tag yourself, <ul>I'm.</ul>

When your glib, overwrought glee at the destruction of human beings hits a fever pitch that would seem excessive in a shitty comic book, let alone real life.

Oh no

Announcing my new mastodon bot:

Am I doing it right?

🚫 Messing up a recipe
😍 Glitchin' in the kitchen

"This login box is compatible with most password managers. Please break that in order to add some animations."

Emoji request: "awoocado" :thaenkin:

Things I would like: A birthday cake that just says, in cursive icing, "A Certain Age"

Googles "youtube 10 hours CRT degaussing noises"

Don't Forget

I want Elon Musk to be at the centre of a big scandal because:

1) I mean fuck him
2) Elon-Gate

Oh my god, RIP The Hairpin: https://www.thehairpin.com/2015/05/characters-in-literotica-stories-who-are-cumin/

@djsundog "Transmeta Crusoe" sounds like a webcomic I'd read.

@Murkrow (Closes curtains)

HI, WE NOTICE YOU'RE USING CURTAINS.
We get it, people knocking on your window are annoying. But we depend on money generated by knocking on windows. Please consider deactivating your curtains or cutting an exception in them using scissors or a craft knife. If you want to keep using them, purchasing a subscription lets you support us window-knocking-free.

> I UNDERSTAND AND WILL DEACTIVATE MY CURTAIN

> CLOSE

@djsundog (guitar noises)

BEST TEDS: GO.

Oh hey, here is a big, well-researched comparison of different funding platforms:

https://wiki.snowdrift.coop/market-research/other-crowdfunding

Hmm yes.