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Notices by lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)

  1. lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Mar-2018 08:29:27 EST lute bird lute bird
    in reply to
    • Hiveway

    @hiveway *presses f to pay respects*

    In conversation Tuesday, 06-Mar-2018 08:29:27 EST from witches.town permalink
  2. lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)'s status on Sunday, 04-Mar-2018 08:41:44 EST lute bird lute bird

    Militantly vegan necromancer keeps re-animating your ham sandwiches to put you off meat.

    In conversation Sunday, 04-Mar-2018 08:41:44 EST from witches.town permalink
  3. lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)'s status on Saturday, 17-Feb-2018 14:42:52 EST lute bird lute bird

    :anarchy:

    In conversation Saturday, 17-Feb-2018 14:42:52 EST from witches.town permalink
  4. lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)'s status on Monday, 12-Feb-2018 10:32:20 EST lute bird lute bird

    Customer: can I have a kazoo?
    Me: we don't sell them, unfortunately. You could try over at-
    Customer: I just heard you playing one!
    Me: that
    Me: uh
    Me: Christ
    Me: that was me making silly mouth sounds, I don't uh
    Customer, looking very unconvinced: that was you.
    Me: yeah I uh
    Me: I mean
    Me: Careless Whisper came on and I couldn't help myself
    Me, absolutely fucking scarlet: *demonstrates the noise again so she can see I'm really really not hiding a kazoo*

    In conversation Monday, 12-Feb-2018 10:32:20 EST from witches.town permalink
  5. lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)'s status on Friday, 02-Feb-2018 08:27:09 EST lute bird lute bird
    • witch hazel
    • 🦇 🌌 skykat 🌃🐈

    @envgen @roadrunner gonna start meauring all my corsets in psi now

    In conversation Friday, 02-Feb-2018 08:27:09 EST from witches.town permalink
  6. lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)'s status on Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 17:29:57 EST lute bird lute bird

    Jamnes: gonna do a thing
    Me: *cracks knuckles* gonna ruin a thing

    In conversation Thursday, 01-Feb-2018 17:29:57 EST from witches.town permalink
  7. lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)'s status on Thursday, 14-Dec-2017 13:32:41 EST lute bird lute bird

    The Gay Agenda 2018 is out already!

    https://witches.town/media/OM6FvNTqZF6j4w9_bNo

    In conversation Thursday, 14-Dec-2017 13:32:41 EST from witches.town permalink
  8. lute bird (murkrow@witches.town)'s status on Saturday, 11-Nov-2017 11:11:59 EST lute bird lute bird
    in reply to
    • josef
    • DJ Sundog - from the toot-lab

    @djsundog @jk
    If you change your mind
    And get up in time
    Honey you will see
    I made fresh coffee

    In conversation Saturday, 11-Nov-2017 11:11:59 EST from witches.town permalink
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