Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 13-Nov-2019 18:16:23 EST
Storm DragonFreenom, the provider of .tk, .ga, .ml, etc names is acting a bit weird here recently. Several people have reported their domain names suddenly redirecting to a porn site. I have been toying with the idea of closing this instance and making a new one for a while now anyway, so I figured why not be proactive about this. I will probably be closing social.stormdragon.tk some time in the next week. if you still want to keep up with my insane ramblings, dirty jokes, etc lol then please follow me on my new instance. storm@social.wolfe.casa.
!joke Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo!
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher. "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick! Spit 'em out! They're assholes!" !joke
I have [several open source projects](https://gitlab.com/stormdragon2976). I have a lot of fun writing [things in bash](https://basht.ml/). I run [F123Light](https://asliceofthepi.com) on every computer in my house. I have really awesome kids, and a beautiful wife whom I adore. I love listening to and playing music. I can play the guitar, penny whistle, drums, bass, and very little piano. I am the [co-founder of 2MB Solutions](http://2mb.solutions). I do [balloon twisting](https://billysballoons.com).