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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 2

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 17:03:14 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?" "None," replied Johnny, "cause the rest would fly away." "Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking." Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?" "Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone." "No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking." !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 31-Jan-2019 17:03:14 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 23:33:09 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The problem with PGP jokes is that you have to tell them to everyone individually - olix0r
    In conversation Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 23:33:09 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 17:03:10 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    I want a job cleaning mirrors. It's something I could really see myself doing. !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 30-Jan-2019 17:03:10 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 23:33:06 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #82: Yeah, yo mama dresses you funny and you need a mouse to delete files.
    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 23:33:06 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 17:03:05 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A Carrot. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 29-Jan-2019 17:03:05 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 23:33:02 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who use vinegger for enema make strange pickles."
    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 23:33:02 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 17:03:02 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing !joke
    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 17:03:02 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 17:02:58 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 27-Jan-2019 17:02:58 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 25-Jan-2019 17:02:51 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma is so fat a truck hit her and she said, Hey who threw that rock? !joke
    In conversation Friday, 25-Jan-2019 17:02:51 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 23:32:47 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What's the importance of punctuation? A: You can either help your uncle, Jack, off a horse or help your uncle jack off a horse.
    In conversation Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 23:32:47 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 17:02:47 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Shelby: Shelby who? Shelby coming 'round the mountain when she comes! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 17:02:47 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 23:32:44 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who cook carrots and peas in same pot very unhygienic."
    In conversation Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 23:32:44 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 17:02:43 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she don't fit in this joke !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 17:02:43 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 23:32:40 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What does a straight rooster say? A: Cock a doodle doo! Q: What does a backwards rooster say? A: !ood eldood a kcoC Q: What does a gay rooster say? A: Any cock'll doo!
    In conversation Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 23:32:40 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 23:32:36 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a tuba glue!
    In conversation Monday, 21-Jan-2019 23:32:36 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 17:02:36 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass !joke
    In conversation Monday, 21-Jan-2019 17:02:36 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 23:32:33 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive? A: A Christler.
    In conversation Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 23:32:33 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 17:02:33 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 17:02:33 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 23:32:29 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Bad thing about BGP jokes is you never know if its a joke - neuropunks
    In conversation Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 23:32:29 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 17:02:28 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a fellow named Potts, who was prone to having the trots. But his humble abode, was without a commode. So his carpet was covered with spots. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 19-Jan-2019 17:02:28 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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