Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 3
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Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 23:32:26 EST Storm Dragon !joke Q: Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? A: Because it was rated arrr! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 18-Jan-2019 17:02:26 EST Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 17-Jan-2019 23:32:22 EST Storm Dragon !joke Confucius say, "Man who shoot blanks always miss mark." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 17-Jan-2019 17:02:21 EST Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2019 23:32:18 EST Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #216: What office are you in? Oh, that one. Did you know that your building was built over the universities first nuclear research sites And wow, aren't you the lucky one, your office is right over where the core is buried! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 16-Jan-2019 17:02:17 EST Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Little old lady: Little old lady who? Awesome yodeling! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 23:32:14 EST Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #420: Feature was not beta tested -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 17:02:14 EST Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Hatch: Hatch who? Bless you! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 14-Jan-2019 23:32:11 EST Storm Dragon !joke Confucius say, "Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 13-Jan-2019 17:02:07 EST Storm Dragon How do you reuse a condom? Shake the fuck out of it! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 12-Jan-2019 17:02:03 EST Storm Dragon Confucius say, "Man who sit on tack get point." !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 23:31:57 EST Storm Dragon !joke Confucius say, "Man who run behind car get exhausted." -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 17:01:55 EST Storm Dragon Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building? Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Jan-2019 23:31:52 EST Storm Dragon !joke Q: What do you call a famous fish? A: A starfish! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 09-Jan-2019 17:01:52 EST Storm Dragon Yo momma so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion. !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 23:31:48 EST Storm Dragon !joke Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil? A: Because it's pointless! -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 07-Jan-2019 23:31:45 EST Storm Dragon !joke I'm working on a bittorrent joke, but I only have about 30% and nobody's seeding! - gveloper -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 07-Jan-2019 17:01:44 EST Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? Scold: Scold who? Scold enough out here to go ice skating! !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 06-Jan-2019 17:01:42 EST Storm Dragon Knock knock: Whose there? I am: I am who? You mean you don't know who you are? !joke -
Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 05-Jan-2019 23:31:37 EST Storm Dragon !joke BOFH excuse #439: Hot Java has gone cold