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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 23
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!joke There once was a girl from Peru, who said she had nothing to do. She sat on the stairs, and counted cunt hairs, four thousand, six hundred and two.
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Accessibility for the Orca screen reader would be AWESOME! :) Also sound alerts via configurable soundpacks would be great too.
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There was a young girl named McCall, whose cunt was exceedingly small. But the size of her anus, was something quite heinous. It could hold seven dicks and one ball. !joke
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!joke The best thing about Appletalk is that nobody is using it any more. - smurfix
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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire? Bernadette. !joke
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!joke How do you keep a UDP client in suspense? - jacobwcarlson
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Confucius say, "Man who enter plain sideways going to Bangkok" !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #207: We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us.
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a waterhose? Hare spray. !joke
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!joke Traffic shaping: All packets are equal, but some are more equal than others. - WhyIsThisOpen
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Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprimand the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday school teacher said, "Johnny, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Little Johnny looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned." !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "All men eat, but Fu Manchu."
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Knock knock: Whose there? Mikey: Mikey who? Mikey isn't working, can you let me in? !joke
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Twitter deserves to go away. they brought it on themselves. They were the most awesome service ever, for a long time, and they continously screwed over third party services like twitpic, as well as third party developers by breaking apps, imposing rate limits, and designing TOS in such a way as to make writing apps more difficult.
Remember when twitter was growing exponentially? Anyone with a basic knowledge of curl coould make anything post things to their twitter account? I'm sure somewhere somone came up with a toaster that would tweet when their toast was ready. Then came enforced oauth which basically killed that, as well as tons of apps like twitux. That was the beginning of the decline. And then things got worse and worse.
Now, people can even claim their tweets are copyrighted, and there's this whole thing about rt(ing) with changed text being a copyright infringement. The whole idea of twitter descended from astronomical hights into the cesspool of stupidity it has become today.
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That's the thing, especially about Apple. Nothing better than a slave who scorns others for choosing freedom. Now, shell out $800, and will tighten the chains for you.
It seriously amazes me what some of these proprietary companies get away with, and worse yet, are praised for doing it. It often reminds me of Starwars: "You don't want a headphone, you will give us $800 to remove it..." "Man! I don't like headphone jacks. They're so out dated! I wonder if we can pay Apple $800 to remove it in the next iThingy..."
To each their own I guess. lol
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I have been impressed with bash's ability to create websites. the bashblog script is greate, and nanoblogger seems pretty cool as well. Both of them are missing some stuff I would like, so I am attempting to write my own. My problem mainly with bashblog is the fact that is uses Twitter and Disqus for comments, both of which I do not use. Also, it relies on the environment variable for editor, and sometimes that may not be set.
My version tries to guess the editor and falls back to nano as a default. You can set it in the config file if you want as well. It generates the config on the first run as .bashtmlrc. The project is called bashtml. An example of its ability is at the BasHTML site. I'd love to have some help on this, let me know if you are interested in contributing.
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Yes, mumble is great! I use it every day.
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