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!joke BOFH excuse #227: Fatal error right in front of screen
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Little Johnny comes home from sunday school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it wasn't my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That's when she hit me!"
"Johnny," the father said. "You don't do those kind of things to women."
Sure enough, the very next sunday Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny's father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!"
"But Dad," Johnny said, "It wasn't my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn't like this, so I pushed it back in!" !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man sneeze without tissue take matter in own hands."
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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, "If my ear were a cunt, I would fuck it." !joke
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!joke A Scotsman who lived by the Loch, had holes down the length of his cock. When he got an erection, he would play a selection, from Johann Sebastian Bach.
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Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with hard problem wake up with solution in hand." !joke
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!joke There was a young woman named Plunnery, who rejoiced in the practice of gunnery. Till one day unobservant, she blew up a servant. And was forced to retire to a nunnery.
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!joke Q: What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? A: He wiped his ass.
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!joke BOFH excuse #207: We are currently trying a new concept of using a live mouse. Unfortunately, one has yet to survive being hooked up to the computer.....please bear with us.
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What is Napoleon's favorite part of a chicken? The Boney-Part! !joke
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I used to be a banker, but I lost interest. !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who wants to make headlines should sleep on corduroy pillow."
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!joke Q: What kind of car does Jesus drive? A: A Christler.
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Yo momma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose. !joke
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!joke There was a young girl named Sapphire, who succumbed to her lover's desire, she said "It's a sin, but now that it's in, could you shove it a few inches higher?"
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Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!" !joke
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!joke Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: a rip off!
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Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. !joke
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!joke Confucius say, "Man who lay woman on ground get peace on earth."
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I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down. !joke
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