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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 5

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 23:30:30 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #105: UPS interrupted the server's power
    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 23:30:30 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 17:00:30 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a man from Capri, who tried to piss over a tree. The tree was too high, and it dripped in his eye, and now the poor dude can't see. !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 17:00:30 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-2018 23:30:27 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The best thing about SCADA jokes is that everyone gets to screw in the lightbulb. - TimelessP
    In conversation Monday, 17-Dec-2018 23:30:27 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-2018 17:00:27 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
    In conversation Monday, 17-Dec-2018 17:00:27 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Dec-2018 23:30:23 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger."
    In conversation Sunday, 16-Dec-2018 23:30:23 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 17:00:09 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 12-Dec-2018 17:00:09 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 17:00:04 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Woo: Woo who? I'm glad to see you too! !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 17:00:04 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 23:30:28 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A: A lawn mooer.
    In conversation Sunday, 09-Dec-2018 23:30:28 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 23:30:19 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #28: CPU radiator broken
    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 23:30:19 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 06-Dec-2018 17:00:16 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square. !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 06-Dec-2018 17:00:16 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 23:30:12 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #452: Somebody ran the operating system through a spelling checker.
    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Dec-2018 23:30:12 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 23:30:08 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #66: bit bucket overflow
    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 23:30:08 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Dec-2018 17:01:40 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Orange: Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 02-Dec-2018 17:01:40 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 01-Dec-2018 23:31:37 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke the worst thing about Tor jokes is that no one gets where you're coming from - switchingtoguns
    In conversation Saturday, 01-Dec-2018 23:31:37 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 28-Nov-2018 17:01:24 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Claire: Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming in! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 28-Nov-2018 17:01:24 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 26-Nov-2018 17:01:17 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There was a young poet named Dan, whose poetry never would scan. When told this was so, he said, "Yes, I know, It's because I try to put every possible syllable into that last line that I can." !joke
    In conversation Monday, 26-Nov-2018 17:01:17 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 23:31:14 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? A: It's okay. He woke up.
    In conversation Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 23:31:14 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 17:01:13 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    There once was a man from Australia, who had extra-large genitalia. He said to his bride, "don't try to hide, 'cause wherever you go I can nail ya." !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 25-Nov-2018 17:01:13 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 23:31:10 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The best thing about Bitcoin jokes is that they're always funnier the next time you tell them. - shazow
    In conversation Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 23:31:10 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 17:01:09 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 24-Nov-2018 17:01:09 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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