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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 4

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-2019 17:01:30 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Claire: Claire who? Claire the way, I'm coming in! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 03-Jan-2019 17:01:30 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 28-Dec-2018 23:31:07 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke BOFH excuse #419: Repeated reboots of the system failed to solve problem
    In conversation Friday, 28-Dec-2018 23:31:07 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 27-Dec-2018 17:01:04 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Howie: Howie who? Howie gonna hide this body? !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 27-Dec-2018 17:01:04 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 26-Dec-2018 17:00:59 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Boo: Boo who? It's ok, don't cry! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 26-Dec-2018 17:00:59 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Dec-2018 23:30:57 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs."
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Dec-2018 23:30:57 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 25-Dec-2018 17:00:57 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Little Johnny is always being teased by the other neighborhood boys for being stupid. Their favorite joke is to offer Johnny his choice between a nickel and a dime Little Johnny always takes the nickel. One day, after Johnny takes the nickel, a neighbor takes him aside and says, "Johnny, those boys are making fun of you. Don't you know that a dime is worth more than a nickel, even though the nickel's bigger?" Johnny grins and says, "Well, if I took the dime, they'd stop doing it, and so far I've made $20!" !joke
    In conversation Tuesday, 25-Dec-2018 17:00:57 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 23:30:52 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The sad thing about german #Wikipedia is... deleted for not being relevant. - 0x52_de
    In conversation Monday, 24-Dec-2018 23:30:52 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 17:00:52 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    In the Garden of Eden lay Adam, gently stroking his madam. And great was his mirth, for on all of this earth, there were only two balls and he had 'em! !joke
    In conversation Monday, 24-Dec-2018 17:00:52 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 23:30:49 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There was a young man from the Coast, who had an affair with a ghost. At the height of orgasm, said the pallid phantasm, "I think I can feel it -- almost!"
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 23:30:49 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 17:00:50 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Stanley, an anal young fool, made sculptures out of his stool. His version of "A Thinker" was really a stinker, but the portrait of Madonna was cool! !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 23-Dec-2018 17:00:50 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 23:30:45 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? A: Because then it'd be a foot!
    In conversation Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 23:30:45 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 17:00:45 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Howie: Howie who? Howie gonna hide this body? !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 17:00:45 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 16:22:04 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the controls branch of the tintin-rsgames project: git@gitlab.com:stormdragon2976/tintin-rsgames Rudimentary menu system in place using the arrow keys.
    In conversation Saturday, 22-Dec-2018 16:22:04 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Dec-2018 23:30:41 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke There was a young girl who begat Three brats, by name Nat, Pat, and Tat. It was fun in the breeding, but hell in the feeding, when she found she had no tit for Tat.
    In conversation Friday, 21-Dec-2018 23:30:41 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Dec-2018 17:00:41 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "Man who smoke pot will choke on handle." !joke
    In conversation Friday, 21-Dec-2018 17:00:41 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 23:30:39 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Don't want anyone to know you're wasting time reading? Just set DNT=1 and I promise not to tell. - deinspanjer
    In conversation Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 23:30:39 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 17:00:38 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Owls go: Owls go who? Thats right! Owls go who! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 20-Dec-2018 17:00:38 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 23:30:34 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What's the difference between a lentil and a chickpea? A: I wouldn't pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.
    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 23:30:34 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 20:28:11 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
    Storm Dragon pushed changes to the devel branch of the tintin-rsgames project: https://github.com/stormdragon2976/tintin-rsgames Moved the session stuff to the program start event.
    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 20:28:11 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink

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      stormdragon2976/tintin-rsgames
      from GitHub
      A CLI based version of the RS Games client that runs in tintin++ - stormdragon2976/tintin-rsgames
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 17:00:34 EST Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled Taxi! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Dec-2018 17:00:34 EST from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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