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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 9

  1. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 21-Sep-2018 17:00:52 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "A hand in the bush is worth two on the bird." !joke
    In conversation Friday, 21-Sep-2018 17:00:52 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  2. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 23:30:48 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "He who eat jellybeans fart in Technicolor."
    In conversation Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 23:30:48 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  3. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 17:00:47 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Savior: Savior who? Savior breath and open the door! !joke
    In conversation Thursday, 20-Sep-2018 17:00:47 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  4. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 23:30:44 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke What sucks about HTTP jokes is that if you start telling one and it goes badly, you can't modify the header to make it a 404. - Nomulous
    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 23:30:44 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  5. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 17:00:43 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "Dumb man climb tree to get cherry. Wise man spread limbs." !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 19-Sep-2018 17:00:43 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  6. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 23:30:40 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach? A: Sandy Eggo!
    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Sep-2018 23:30:40 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  7. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-2018 23:30:35 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say, "Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
    In conversation Monday, 17-Sep-2018 23:30:35 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  8. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Monday, 17-Sep-2018 17:00:35 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Confucius say, "Man who sits under tree is shady character." !joke
    In conversation Monday, 17-Sep-2018 17:00:35 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  9. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 16-Sep-2018 17:00:31 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Woo: Woo who? I'm glad to see you too! !joke
    In conversation Sunday, 16-Sep-2018 17:00:31 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  10. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 15-Sep-2018 23:30:27 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: How do you make a witch itch? A: Take away her "w".
    In conversation Saturday, 15-Sep-2018 23:30:27 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  11. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 14-Sep-2018 17:00:25 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    What is the hardest part about sky diving? The ground. !joke
    In conversation Friday, 14-Sep-2018 17:00:25 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  12. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 13-Sep-2018 23:30:20 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke The worst part about Flash jokes is that half of your listeners will block the punchline. - skimbrel
    In conversation Thursday, 13-Sep-2018 23:30:20 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  13. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 17:00:06 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Yo momma so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side. !joke
    In conversation Saturday, 08-Sep-2018 17:00:06 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  14. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 07-Sep-2018 23:30:03 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What's the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? A: Your job still sucks!
    In conversation Friday, 07-Sep-2018 23:30:03 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  15. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2018 23:32:10 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Confucius say too damn much.
    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Sep-2018 23:32:10 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  16. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Wednesday, 05-Sep-2018 17:02:10 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Radio: Radio who? Radio not, here I come! !joke
    In conversation Wednesday, 05-Sep-2018 17:02:10 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  17. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 23:32:00 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why are pirates called pirates? A: Because they arrr!
    In conversation Sunday, 02-Sep-2018 23:32:00 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  18. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 23:31:53 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? A: Because his wife died!
    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 23:31:53 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  19. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Friday, 31-Aug-2018 17:01:53 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke
    In conversation Friday, 31-Aug-2018 17:01:53 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
  20. Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk)'s status on Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 23:31:50 EDT Storm Dragon Storm Dragon
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    !joke Q: What does a pirate pay for his corn? A: A buccaneer!
    In conversation Thursday, 30-Aug-2018 23:31:50 EDT from social.stormdragon.tk permalink
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