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Notices by Storm Dragon (storm@social.stormdragon.tk), page 10
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Knock knock: Whose there? I am: I am who? You mean you don't know who you are? !joke
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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub? Because he is 2 square. !joke
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!joke The thing about XSS jokes is telling them in the right context. - JastrzebskiJ
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Knock knock: Whose there? Smellmop: Smellmop who? Ewwww gross! !joke
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!joke Q: What do you call a man who cries while he masturbates? A: A tearjerker!
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Yo mommas so fat when she went to her wedding the people sang the song "here comes the bride so fat and wide" !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #332: suboptimal routing experience
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Knock knock: Whose there? Cows go: Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo! !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #88: Boss' kid fucked up the machine
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!joke BOFH excuse #424: operation failed because: there is no message for this error (#1014)
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Why did the house go to the doctor? It was having window panes. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #324: Your packets were eaten by the terminator
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Fred and Mary got married, but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred's parent's home for their first night together. In the morning, Johnny, Fred's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast. As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary are up yet. She replies, "No". Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school." Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" She replies, "No." Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school." After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Fred and Mary up yet?" His mom says "No." He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His Mom replies, "Ok, do tell me what you think?" He says: "Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline and I think I gave him my airplane glue." !joke
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!joke SSH 1.33 and/or 1.5 protocol jokes are useless. - dummybert
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Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up !joke
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!joke There once was a man with a member, That would only stand up in December. He said, "It's too cold, for a hard-on so bold, I wish it would work in September!"
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What's the difference between a pygmy tribe and a high school girls track team? The pygmy tribe is a bunch of cunning little runts. !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #33: piezo-electric interference
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The first grade teacher was starting a new lesson on multi-syllable words, she thought it would be a good idea to ask a few of the children examples of words with more that one syllable. Jane, Do you know any multi-syllable words? After some thought Jane proudly replied with Monday. Great Jane that has two syllables, Mon......day Does anyone know another word. I do, I do, me me me replied Johnny. Knowing Johnny's more mature sense of humor she picks Mike instead. Ok Mike, what is your word. Saturday. says, Mike. Great, that has three syllables. Not wanting to be outdone Johnny says " I know a four syllable word, pick me....." Not thinking he can do any harm with a word that large the teacher reluctantly says, "O.K. Johnny what is your four syllable word?" Johnny proudly says, "Mas...tur...ba...tion." Shocked, the teacher, trying to retain her composure says, "Wow, Johnny, four syllables, that certainly is a mouthful" No Maam, your thinking of blow job, and that's only two syllables." !joke
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!joke BOFH excuse #141: disks spinning backwards - toggle the hemisphere jumper.
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