Notices by Sargoth (cat aspect) (sargoth@toot.cat)

cats under socialism
would still yoink half the bed, as they are wont to do even now

cats
they will never let you down
they will rarely let you up, either
they are, all things considered, very adept at blocking your passage when you attempt to use the stairs

*finds something comfy and warm to nap upon*
stop moving, warm comfy object

every cat deserves a cardboard box to feel safe in

I'm still all over this purr generator
https://purrli.com/

consider the following line of argument:
cats,

*boop*

The continuation of boops by other means

@djsundog like those libraries that roam around
but with 3D printers

Brighter times ahead

boop if cats
bap if cats
both if ＧＩＧＡＣＡＴＳ

When in doubt, write an epic poem describing your daily activity in heroic light, akin to the gods

These snoots
they were meant for boopin'

Boop to remember cattes who are no longer with us

Bap to remember that one time they managed to crank up the shenanigans factor to 11