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Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 2

  1. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:31:42 EST josef josef

    I think there was just less STUFF in the past, so people would like, obsess over things with not much to go on. like, when you’re lacking information, you speculate about mysteries and obsess over the small amount of stuff you do have. nowadays if a band doesn’t constantly post photos of their summer vacation beach house everybody forgets they even exist because their brains get filled up with photos of someone ELSE’S summer vacation beach house

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Feb-2019 19:31:42 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  2. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 13:00:47 EST josef josef

    found an old chatlog from 11 years ago and saw i'd sent someone a link to something on youtube. so i clicked on it to see if the link was still working 11 years later. anyway turns out i just rickrolled myself 11 years in the future

    In conversation Saturday, 23-Feb-2019 13:00:47 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  3. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 21-Feb-2019 15:23:47 EST josef josef

    1800s: we now have cameras
    1900s: we now have screens
    2000s: cameras now have screens
    2010s: screens now have cameras

    In conversation Thursday, 21-Feb-2019 15:23:47 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  4. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 16-Feb-2019 09:26:01 EST josef josef

    maybe i should have a permanent Out Of Office Autoreply that says something like "thanks for your email, i might reply properly later, but at the moment the idea of replying to your email, and also the fact that i am supposed to, is ruining my day, and i'm not sure i have the emotional energy to work out a better way of saying this, go fuck yourself, i didn't mean that sorry, please don't ever send me anything ever again, i want a quiet life, please let me be in peace, let my soul rest, o hecky"

    In conversation Saturday, 16-Feb-2019 09:26:01 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  5. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 14:05:51 EST josef josef

    i hope when i release my album, the bad reviews describe it as "self-indulgent"

    In conversation Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 14:05:51 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  6. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 14:04:50 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen should do reviews of their reviews for not being very useful reviews

    In conversation Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 14:04:50 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  7. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 14:04:32 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen what the fuck. what did they even say was 'meh' about it??

    In conversation Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 14:04:32 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  8. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 31-Oct-2017 17:08:53 EDT josef josef

    my fav pokemon? it's GOTTa be oatzel

    In conversation Tuesday, 31-Oct-2017 17:08:53 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by jk
  9. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 13:19:39 EST josef josef
    • Briar Rose :_moonfog:

    @polymerwitch Bass Music But He Plays Chords On It Because Its Got lots of Strings Music

    In conversation Thursday, 14-Feb-2019 13:19:39 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  10. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 11-Feb-2019 17:55:30 EST josef josef

    you know when you kinda borrow something without asking but then you fuck it up so you can't give it back?? thats what eric clapton did with the blues

    In conversation Monday, 11-Feb-2019 17:55:30 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  11. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 11-Feb-2019 02:29:33 EST josef josef

    i present
    the No limits dog
    #nolimitsdog

    In conversation Monday, 11-Feb-2019 02:29:33 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  12. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 11:39:23 EST josef josef

    when faster-than-light travel technology is discovered i'll finally be able to hook it up to my speaker cones and play a perfectly square wave

    In conversation Tuesday, 05-Feb-2019 11:39:23 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  13. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 28-Jan-2019 07:48:50 EST josef josef

    UI designer: okay so when youre designing a user interface, you gotta give it a lil' juice. juice it up. look at this button. see, not juicy enough. now look at this. damn. thats a juicy button. real juicy. look at that juicy border around the button. but the font? not juicy enough. NOW look at that font. thats one juicy-as-hell font. in conclusion, its important to design compelling user interfaces that are juicy. keep it juicy. im a UX expert. stay juicy. users love it. juicy

    In conversation Monday, 28-Jan-2019 07:48:50 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  14. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 11:11:46 EST josef josef
    • Shonalika

    @Shonalika i mean. what are we all doing

    In conversation Thursday, 24-Jan-2019 11:11:46 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  15. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 14:52:07 EST josef josef

    *me, when i die in super mario*

    hehe looks like i just got super mari-owned

    In conversation Wednesday, 23-Jan-2019 14:52:07 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  16. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 11:45:25 EST josef josef

    wait. you're telling me you've got your OWN computer???? what do you do with it einstein, calculate plasma turbulence estimations for nuclear research???? hahaha. what a fuckin nerd. i dont actually believe you by the way. nobody has their own computer just like in their house. im insulted that youd think im that gullible

    In conversation Tuesday, 22-Jan-2019 11:45:25 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  17. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 15-Jan-2017 18:55:29 EST josef josef

    toot is am amagran of "toilet"

    In conversation Sunday, 15-Jan-2017 18:55:29 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by jk
  18. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 16:55:37 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen turns into water vapor & co with and without 2. hopefully more with

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 16:55:37 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  19. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 16:49:41 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen as a Being A Bit Unwell Expert im commenting to say you'll just be differently ill. probably more congested but less tired, due to sleeping. then by the end of tomorrow you'll be congested AND tired. then on thursday you'll wake up feeling like garbage but you'll have had the best part of 2 days to get used to it so it won't feel as bad as it should, and you'll go to work anyway

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 16:49:41 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  20. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 16:43:25 EST josef josef

    doctor: how are you feeling? okay we need to do a quick test of your faculties

    me: sure

    doctor: *holds up an egg* what is this?

    me: yeah!!!!!

    doctor: okay. what am I holding?

    me: hell yeah!!!

    doctor: ...

    me: HELL fuckin YEAH!!!!!!

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 16:43:25 EST from mastodon.social permalink
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