Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 13

@jk it is the CRACK of DUSK what do you WANT

@jk fuckin lazy fuckin moth

has anyone done a good article about how whenever anyone has a remotely interesting, original, or creative idea, you get people saying "lol, what kinda drugs were they on when they made this, lol"

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hello and welcome to computer tutorial. this my youtube computer tutorial i will teach you computer. here is computer and i will teach you it. welcome. here it is - computer. as you can see computer is very bad. this is normal

in japan theres this island called Computer Island where theres hundreds of computers living there, semi-feral computers, but you can pet them because they're fed twice per day

the "hover over a link to read the top paragraph of the wikipedia article" feature is exactly the sort of thing i would dislike. but actually it's extremely fucking useful and stops you opening a billion tabs. it's actually an extremely web 1.0 OG hypertext Dream Of A Connected Infosphere World type of feature

if you fill up all the memory on your computer then there is a danger the surplus information may spray out everywhere all over your desk etc

i hate recommending tech products to less technical friends or family now. over the last 5-6 years, every product has started requiring so much time and energy just to work around all the user-hostile design to avoid being screwed over in some way. i feel like the only advice i can offer in good faith anymore is "i'm sorry, you shouldn't get ANY smartphone/tablet/TV media box, because they're all now completely unsuitable for a normal person"

@jk this is my thought process every time i see a word ending with 'd'

@jk jos'f

@jk I'm livid