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Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 3

  1. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 16:00:54 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen wtf is there a cold going round then. fucks sake. i was at the hospital today. im fucked

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 16:00:54 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  2. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:38:36 EST josef josef
    • c.d.m. rørmose

    @body source: http://freegeekvancouver.blogspot.com/2012/02/dymaxion-auto-matic-buckminster-fuller.html

    there's no anchor links on the page so search for "zipped"

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:38:36 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  3. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:36:15 EST josef josef
    • c.d.m. rørmose

    @body huh apparently you can do this with a card edge socket

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:36:15 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  4. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:32:39 EST josef josef
    • c.d.m. rørmose

    @body have you considered using one of those small off-the-shelf breakout boards with the SD card socket already on it? might ruin the physical design though

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:32:39 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  5. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:23:28 EST josef josef

    i remember about 10 years ago my friend made a profile on okcupid, and he was telling me the different questions, it was asking him all these personality quiz questions, they were all questions like "would you like to be in a nuclear war, exactly like in Threads" and also stuff like "if you didn't have to shit, would you do it anyway, as a hobby"

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:23:28 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  6. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:20:22 EST josef josef

    lifes too difficult and on top of it all, you have to keep eating stuff or you die

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:20:22 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  7. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 18-Jan-2018 19:38:32 EST josef josef

    only just realized that it's called Q*Bert because hes hoppin around on those cubes. cubert

    In conversation Thursday, 18-Jan-2018 19:38:32 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by jk
  8. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:18:12 EST josef josef
    • Shonalika

    @Shonalika lemsip is fuckin awful, worst thing ever, i recommend beechams all-in-one liquid since u only have to drink a tiny bit of it and it's more like an extremely sweet weird syrup. lemsip also make a similar product but it fucking sucks because, thats right, not only is it bright green for no reason, but it tastes of fucking lemsip

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 15:18:12 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  9. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 14:36:58 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen *NASA blockbuster trailer voice* "Lock the doors. If they die, WE die"

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 14:36:58 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  10. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 14:28:33 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen seaboard: it's is an piano but, except, however, its easyer to "Fuck" it

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 14:28:33 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  11. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 13:31:53 EST josef josef
    • toilet

    @toilet its known as the Gfuywergfsdio32gdvuyjsg vs Asddgfashdgfhgf dichotomy

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 13:31:53 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  12. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 13:30:46 EST josef josef

    whenever youve got some small fruit to eat. like. blueberries. grapes. strawberries etc. its always an increasingly disappointing experience, as you gradually eat more and more of the good ones and the only ones that remain are the dodgy-looking bruised, small, sour ones

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 13:30:46 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  13. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 13:29:34 EST josef josef
    • :v_s: viscous nuisance 🖲️
    • boris johnson fight me bitch
    • witch hazel

    @envgen @tomharris @Tom god this is exactly completely entirely uhhhh ummm, well, its wholeheartedly what it is

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 13:29:34 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  14. Matthew Skala (mattskala@mstdn.io)'s status on Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 07:26:15 EST Matthew Skala Matthew Skala
    • josef

    @jk this is because such people have a lot of sex. british media is always about sex.

    In conversation Tuesday, 15-Jan-2019 07:26:15 EST from mstdn.io permalink Repeated by jk
  15. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 14-Jan-2019 23:59:46 EST josef josef

    i use linux but i want to use IRIX. the best thing about IRIX is that you dont have to update it because you can't

    In conversation Monday, 14-Jan-2019 23:59:46 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  16. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Monday, 14-Jan-2019 23:55:39 EST josef josef
    • c.d.m. rørmose

    @body the more i think about trying to confer any kind of meaning the less i'm able to actually produce anything that embodies it? i think no matter how hard i try, the process always comes across as aestheticising and cheapening the meaning, almost exploiting it as a shallow added flavor, or a gesture to a group of people, rather than a genuine product of reason or a depiction of emotion

    In conversation Monday, 14-Jan-2019 23:55:39 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  17. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 02:26:37 EST josef josef

    saw a youtube video where someone demonstrates a useful but niche thing they made and is casually like "by the way if you want one i might sell them maybe, just search for it on ebay". not even a link or anything. the video has about 8,000 views. anyway i go on ebay and sure enough, there it is, "350 sold". thats a hell of a conversion rate. almost like online advertising is actually nonsense

    In conversation Tuesday, 08-Jan-2019 02:26:37 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  18. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 03-Jan-2019 19:37:12 EST josef josef

    i guess the internet is just now predominantly the place where stuff happens, rather than the place you take refuge from stuff happening, and i miss that

    In conversation Thursday, 03-Jan-2019 19:37:12 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  19. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 14:01:16 EDT josef josef

    computers aren't any smaller than they used to be in the 1950s, in fact it is us humans who have grown a hundred times taller

    In conversation Thursday, 19-Apr-2018 14:01:16 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by jk
  20. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Saturday, 15-Dec-2018 16:28:33 EST josef josef
    • not a lixard doing a pup bit
    • terminallyCancerous

    @lugh @gamzee that was the intention

    In conversation Saturday, 15-Dec-2018 16:28:33 EST from mastodon.social permalink
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