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Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 20

  1. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 20:20:46 EST josef josef

    security tip
    : go back to using a really old computer thats not vulnerable to the current security issues. but IS vulnerable to everything else

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 20:20:46 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  2. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 19:20:21 EST josef josef

    computers mess up your head & try to turn YOU into a computer. and i wont stand for it. weve gotta fight back the one way we can - boogie down!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 19:20:21 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  3. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 19:19:20 EST josef josef

    NEWS UPDATE
    ------------------------

    computers are funked
    . lets chuck (throw) them into a river

    & go boogie

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jan-2018 19:19:20 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  4. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 19:04:43 EST josef josef

    happy news yeast

    In conversation Sunday, 31-Dec-2017 19:04:43 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  5. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2017 18:14:03 EST josef josef

    uuuuuuuuuuuuuughghggggggggggghghghghghhhhhhhhhhghghghgggggggggghghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhghghghghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhghggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Dec-2017 18:14:03 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  6. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 27-Dec-2017 13:22:35 EST josef josef

    ive learned not to take advice from computer programmers because theyre too clever and their advice wont work on my limited brain

    In conversation Wednesday, 27-Dec-2017 13:22:35 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  7. A Staccato Semibreve (astaccatosemibreve@witches.town)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 13:09:24 EST A Staccato Semibreve A Staccato Semibreve
    • josef

    @jk I had a similar issue the other day, but I can't remember how I ended up escaping. Good luck!

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 13:09:24 EST from witches.town permalink Repeated by jk
  8. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 13:04:45 EST josef josef

    i heard they offer you a discount if you pay your bills by Direct Bepis

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 13:04:45 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  9. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 13:00:54 EST josef josef
    • avery

    @posit so comfy it’s uncomfy, feel swaddled

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 13:00:54 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  10. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:56:46 EST josef josef

    im at my nans watching TV on the perpendicular sofa, there’s loud thumpy rain outside, and for some reason (like every time I’m here) it feels as if my heart rate has slowed to about 1 bpm, my eyes are too heavy to move, and I’ll never get out of this seat without the help of two others

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:56:46 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  11. boris johnson fight me bitch (tomharris@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:47:17 EST boris johnson fight me bitch boris johnson fight me bitch
    • josef

    @jk the wile e coyote we deserve

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:47:17 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by jk
  12. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:31:30 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel
    • old account

    @007 @envgen I mean the first one is ukulele fucker and the second one is chiptune fucker, the only good thing about either is the second one has a good turnaround chord at the very end

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:31:30 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  13. witch hazel (envgen@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:19:46 EST witch hazel witch hazel
    • josef

    @jk you blocked me on twitter for several days for saying the first steven universe theme was better than the second steven universe theme and you took this as an endorsement of ukuleles which was not my intention. however i stand by what i said

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:19:46 EST from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by jk
  14. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:19:29 EST josef josef
    • avery

    @posit puzzle games are, at least, games

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:19:29 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  15. avery (posit@chitter.xyz)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:18:41 EST avery avery
    • josef

    @jk my review scale goes from a perfect score of 0 to a mediocre score of Meh, no good games allowed here

    skyrim? shit. mass effect? shit. the only game worth any salt is puzzle pirates.

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:18:41 EST from chitter.xyz permalink Repeated by jk
  16. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:18:07 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen do I?? good

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:18:07 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  17. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:17:57 EST josef josef
    • beatrix bitrot

    @bea ill assume it was sarcastic, nobody would say it for real

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:17:57 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  18. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:16:06 EST josef josef

    if you ever imply that video games are good?? ill block u

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:16:06 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  19. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:15:37 EST josef josef
    • :v_s: viscous nuisance 🖲️
    • witch hazel

    @Tom @envgen fuck off

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:15:37 EST from mastodon.social permalink
  20. josef (jk@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:15:10 EST josef josef
    • witch hazel

    @envgen on 2005-07-07 I remember hearing a version that was about 20 minutes long, there was even a drum-only part at one point

    In conversation Tuesday, 26-Dec-2017 12:15:10 EST from mastodon.social permalink
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