Notices by josef (jk@mastodon.social), page 24

@djsundog im not ur fuckin leslie speaker!!!

advice for bands, if you write one good song, continue to write the same song forever, im not even being sarcastic, just keep doin the same song, people will fuckin love you, kyoull be making tons of good song and youll get loads of money, so much money that youll have fuckin gold uhhhhhhhhhhhhh eyes

me: so what do you think

you: i can see where youre coming from. but your plan to hack into the banking system and set everybodys bank balance to $69,420 would not actually create communism

my sleep schedule always gets fucked up in the winter because:

- its cold so i dont want to get out of bed
- i keep making myself a coffee in the evening purely so i can warm my hands on it, but then i end up drinking it, so i dont go to sleep
- its dark all the time so it doesnt even matter what time it is anyway

due to the extremely strict ad-blocking and content filtering i have on my browser, sometimes i open a link and then it immediately closes, preventing me from seeing the page at all. i think this is actually really good

*me, throwin chickens at u* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *throwin so many chickens ur way* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers *the chickens are flapping to the ground, kinda agitated, some of them are trying to avoid hitting you* look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers, look at my cluckers,

this is the best gif i've ever made btw

https://mastodon.social/media/Oj0sZjFrxXv63NdVy4g

dont ever learn about computers, their history, how to code etc, because then youll see the massive gap between what they are and what they could be, and it will haunt you for the rest of your days

my fav prog song?? its gotta be uhhhhhhhhh the middle 8 in Strawberry Letter 23 by the brothers johnson

hello i am the tall jazz musician John Talltrane, and these are my big feet, with which i take Large Strides

the planet earth is cute isnt it, i wanna squeeze it

expired: dynamic type system

tired: static type system

wired: BCPL type system

me, cooking in a pan: just puts everythin in, wow, 100% intuition based, tons of seasoning, nice

me, using a microwave: intricate dependency web of concurrent items, some being removed and added with optimal & strict to-the-second timing, probably involves writing a makefile

expired: piano roll

tired: tracker-style pattern editor

wired: REPL where you can query, add, and modify notes using SQL

this is brutalist as fuck https://mastodon.social/media/vdVqbCCY2UvxHg43h6s

nozzle boy goin vacuum some Oats

https://mastodon.social/media/HRnR6gQ5Jy8OCvWzK0g

aesthetic: rippingtons bass player whos so technically accomplished every single waveform his slap bass produces is actually 100% in phase with the DX7 slap bass thats runnin on a TX816 in the background

basically i think all of my preferences, opinions, etc to do with programming are because i don't actually like programming. i like MAKING THINGS, and a lot of the things i want to make involve programming. but the actual thing itself is just a means to an end. i dont care about using a closure or a lambda or whatever. i just want to tell a computer to make things happen. destroy the nerd's. theyre making us do shit which isnt necessary. destroy them!!!! DESTROY THEM