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Notices by Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)

  1. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 04-Mar-2019 20:19:52 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    in reply to
    • Adam

    @ink_slinger It's a bit anticlimactic TBH, he ended up 'hunting' my kid anyway - they played together for a while and had a lot of fun. no maiming to my knowledge.

    In conversation Monday, 04-Mar-2019 20:19:52 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  2. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2019 18:38:29 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    [SCENE: me chasing my kid through a giant indoor playground structure]

    Random Boy: Why are you carrying a sippy cup?

    Me: [indicating my kid a few meters away] So my kid has something to drink.

    Random Boy: [eyes glinting]...I can hunt your kid for you.

    Friends, I think I just met a kid assassin.

    In conversation Sunday, 03-Mar-2019 18:38:29 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  3. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 03-Mar-2019 08:17:36 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    Me: [seeing a 'mature content' advisory on a food travel show]

    are they...fucking the food?

    In conversation Sunday, 03-Mar-2019 08:17:36 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  4. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 21-Jan-2019 20:00:41 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    Honestly impressed by the number of ways my body can low-key fail with age

    In conversation Monday, 21-Jan-2019 20:00:41 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  5. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 22:41:24 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • Mike

    @Supernova It started with "Believe" and proceeded into slightly covered unmentionables, so I'm not 100% on the full phrase.

    In my heart, I hope it said "Believe in Yourself", supporting and uplifting her partner in a challenging, intimate time.

    In conversation Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 22:41:24 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  6. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 19:05:29 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    Much respect to the mom at the playground yesterday whose tramp stamp was an inspirational quote

    In conversation Sunday, 20-Jan-2019 19:05:29 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  7. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 13:33:11 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    I've been asked to read a poem or scripture at my uncle's funeral on Saturday. I've got some good candidates, but I'm struggling with theme.

    Do I talk about how death comes for us all eventually?
    That the pain of loss is the price of joy?
    The best way to honor the dead is to help the living?
    That life is an evolution and no one is ever fully understood?

    He and I weren't especially close, but he was good to me and I want to honor him. So do I speak of him, the audience, or Life itself?

    In conversation Thursday, 10-Jan-2019 13:33:11 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  8. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 31-Dec-2018 21:35:11 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    Happy Birthday, Calendar!

    In conversation Monday, 31-Dec-2018 21:35:11 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  9. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 28-Dec-2018 22:00:47 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    2018:unicorns::2011:zombies

    In conversation Friday, 28-Dec-2018 22:00:47 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  10. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 24-Dec-2018 23:02:20 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    ME: [about to make a cut on some wrapping paper]

    ALSO ME: [jumping out of a time machine from a two minutes in the future] you're going to want that a few centimeters longer

    In conversation Monday, 24-Dec-2018 23:02:20 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  11. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 16:57:41 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    A nativity scene, but with xenomorphs

    In conversation Tuesday, 18-Dec-2018 16:57:41 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  12. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 17-Dec-2018 13:37:42 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    Woah, shots fired - by Macleans no less!

    "Tim Hortons is not a defining national institution. Rather, it is a chain of thousands of doughnut shops, several of which have working toilets."

    https://www.macleans.ca/society/okay-canada-its-time-for-the-hard-truth-about-tim-hortons/

    In conversation Monday, 17-Dec-2018 13:37:42 EST from mastodon.club permalink

    Attachments

    1. Okay, Canada: It’s time for the hard truth about Tim Hortons
      By Scott Feschuk from Macleans.ca
      Tim Hortons, a national institution? Scott Feschuk pours cold coffee on that notion
  13. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 09:22:23 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • Doug Lewars

    @Douglewars Would a multi-voiced MIDI system work for your needs?

    In conversation Tuesday, 11-Dec-2018 09:22:23 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  14. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 20:20:21 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • allan

    @allan This is a good take, and the piece I keep hitting up against. Carbon tax is short term negative, but effects are real and immediate. On the flip side, it's very hard to use the genius of capitalism to fight climate change without it.

    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 20:20:21 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  15. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 20:17:51 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • Andrew (R.S Admin)

    @ajroach42 You may also want to do a search for Magenta - Google folks have been using deep learning to develop generative music tools.

    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 20:17:51 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  16. :mt_nonbinary_flag:​ Big Vulture Energy (zerodemocracy@sleeping.town)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 16:57:18 EST :mt_nonbinary_flag:​ Big Vulture Energy :mt_nonbinary_flag:​ Big Vulture Energy
    • surfin' dog

    @007 Setting the "days since a Gargon incident" sign back to zero.

    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 16:57:18 EST from sleeping.town permalink Repeated by modernindustrial
  17. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 20:06:50 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • ar.al🌻

    @aral There are contributors both with and without beards. I think they met their diversity quota, Aral.

    In conversation Saturday, 08-Dec-2018 20:06:50 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  18. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Friday, 07-Dec-2018 06:25:58 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    Package Tracker: A Poem

    A label has been created. You will be notified.
    A label has been created. You will be notified.
    A label has been created. You will be notified.
    It's already been delivered.

    #smallpoem

    In conversation Friday, 07-Dec-2018 06:25:58 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  19. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 20:16:19 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial
    • keithzg

    @keithzg Maybe! I was just fascinated by Bulk Barn personally. Usually when I go to a store starting with "Bulk", things are super cheap. I've just never seen this marketing strategy before.

    In conversation Tuesday, 04-Dec-2018 20:16:19 EST from mastodon.club permalink
  20. Modern Industrial (modernindustrial@mastodon.club)'s status on Monday, 03-Dec-2018 19:48:39 EST Modern Industrial Modern Industrial

    So, Bulk Barn's pricing model seems to be less "we buy in bulk and pass the savings on to you"

    and more

    "where else are you gonna get 50 lbs of yeast?"

    In conversation Monday, 03-Dec-2018 19:48:39 EST from mastodon.club permalink
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