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@ocean22 Ohhh you have a landline that explains it. I thought you didn't have a phone -at all-. Surprised the landline comes out to less than a cellphone tho
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How to make lunch:
1. Cut fruit into halves and bake
2. Serve with creme fraiche
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@ocean22 wtf. like I know some people that don't have a smartphone. but not having even a stupephone? I didn't think that was possible in current year.
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@ocean22 I mean what typically happens in practice for me is.
1. Internet goes down
2. Tether to phone
I guess it does suck balls when you're on a plane with no wifi...
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@xj9 Is silk road a thing again? I stopped keeping track when the second one went down.
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@shpuld good coffees to you!
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@rye Easiest way might be to start backwards. Find an abandoned place. Research the history of it a bit to see if there have been any crimes or unpopular or creepy people there and then make up your own ghost story based on that and tell it with a straight face.
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@rye Yeah but also hard to pull off. Like you don't want to go to a place where you have to pay an entrance fee for 30min guided tour if you know what I mean. It would have to be some abandoned place and one without coked up squatters too.
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@jjg how hard is it to get your own build certified?
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@rye Omg ouija board is an amazing idea. Just gotta learn how to manipulate it first.
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Haha when I take slow deep breaths my exhales make these wheezing squeaky noises better not take slow deep breaths!
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@rye nice humblebrag!
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@rye https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6PKQE8FM2Uw
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@roko ohh exciting~
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@roko Yeah! And then we cut the bags up and make a tent out of them to sleep in
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@ajr @rye *pat pat* it's not too late yet! And if you don't make the deadline well it's just arbitrary anyway.
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@ajr @rye This is pretty far from love.. She is just a cute girl among other cute girls.
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Believe it or not I do have a date lined up. Not a proper one: if you asked her if it was a date she would probably say no. But she is cute and it's something. If it goes well I might ask her for a real date on valentines...
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@ocean22 @coolboymew @nutty @sarcasmkid Spoiler they're both ocean
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@detectivehyde @sarcasmkid Easy to see in hindsight, but you never tell DVLA et al about your problems. And if you are temporarily unsafe just don't drive for that period.
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