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Notices by _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)

  1. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Monday, 04-Jun-2018 05:39:19 EDT _HellPie _HellPie

    WAIT A SECOND

    Microsoft acquiring GitHub means they are acquiring Electron, too.

    We are all triple fucked.

    In conversation Monday, 04-Jun-2018 05:39:19 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  2. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Saturday, 12-May-2018 15:47:15 EDT _HellPie _HellPie

    favorite eurovision moment https://masto.quad.moe/media/mRhJ1gJshNd4LD5JQwg

    In conversation Saturday, 12-May-2018 15:47:15 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  3. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 09-May-2018 06:00:51 EDT _HellPie _HellPie

    It's official: they lost it completely.

    In conversation Wednesday, 09-May-2018 06:00:51 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  4. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Friday, 04-May-2018 13:29:57 EDT _HellPie _HellPie

    tfw my phone can run photoshop in a windows virtual machine, but good luck opening the play store without burning the cpu and still having janky shit ass animations.
    the developers at google are probably web designers "coding" in flutter and using iphones.
    I bet they don't even know they what they are working on. I'd be ashamed of myself with such a shitty result.

    In conversation Friday, 04-May-2018 13:29:57 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  5. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Thursday, 26-Apr-2018 16:49:54 EDT _HellPie _HellPie
    • 叢恋 (ε¦Ή)
    • πŸ’– Lili 🍰

    Good meme.
    cc @karen @waifu

    In conversation Thursday, 26-Apr-2018 16:49:54 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  6. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Monday, 23-Apr-2018 04:16:40 EDT _HellPie _HellPie
    • Oneesan succubus

    So I've been working on this. This is the first iteration and it looks kinda like garbage because, well... all the instances ARE THE BLOODY SAME INSTANCE, but I think it's going well and I like the other parts of the UI :D

    I like the old style colors mixed with the Material/iOS modern rounded minimalism

    cc: @lain

    In conversation Monday, 23-Apr-2018 04:16:40 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  7. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 19:46:31 EDT _HellPie _HellPie
    • Taiz

    @taiz it's gonna eat that CPU/RAM faster than you eat sathy's ass, pardon my french, if you catch my drift.

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 19:46:31 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  8. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 19:41:26 EDT _HellPie _HellPie
    • Taiz

    @taiz I'll marry you right here right now if you dress up like Astolfo *once*

    In conversation Sunday, 22-Apr-2018 19:41:26 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  9. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 21:22:32 EDT _HellPie _HellPie

    Pleroma in german means "The Fourth Empire" and I think it's beautiful.

    In conversation Saturday, 21-Apr-2018 21:22:32 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  10. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Friday, 06-Apr-2018 19:36:50 EDT _HellPie _HellPie

    The chat app works, loading images works, sending messages works, keeping the connection alive works...

    All I need now is a design that actually works (fuck Adobe XD with the broken ass dimensions) and message "groups" when they come in succession from the same user.

    I'll get that done and I will publish an apk file for everyone to enjoy it :D (and to gather bug reports lol)
    https://masto.quad.moe/media/sJNhBIpX65Mi2waofUw

    In conversation Friday, 06-Apr-2018 19:36:50 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  11. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 08:46:43 EDT _HellPie _HellPie
    in reply to
    • Oneesan succubus

    @lain say goodbye to your battery life, that's what the "issue" should read. Not even joking, that thing will make every single client burn through at least double the battery of a constant stream of data using the GPF protocol.
    There is a reason if people use Firebase and GPF for stuff as simple as text chats and it's not because websockets are hard, but because Google pays good money to ISPs and real engineers to have working lightweight, long lasting and efficient connection protocols.

    In conversation Saturday, 31-Mar-2018 08:46:43 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  12. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 15:04:10 EDT _HellPie _HellPie

    .

    In conversation Sunday, 25-Mar-2018 15:04:10 EDT from masto.quad.moe permalink
  13. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Saturday, 10-Mar-2018 22:02:17 EST _HellPie _HellPie

    ancap is basically "if nazis made communism" and being such a fucked up hypocritical paradox makes them the scariest most incompetent people because they consider themselves prophets of this free world they keep talking about but they still try to run and raise in the political pyramid in the hope to reach the top and even when they don't it's easy to understand that the only way they know of to achieve their goals is pretty much genocide of the nonbelievers of what is pretty much a cult.

    In conversation Saturday, 10-Mar-2018 22:02:17 EST from masto.quad.moe permalink
  14. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 06-Mar-2018 10:38:00 EST _HellPie _HellPie
    • YSJIZ5YOYOTHJPD=
    • Mister M. T. Sack
    • Max Mustermann
    • Quad
    • Katze Kattepus

    @maxmustermann @thatbrickster @quad @nerthos @roka he's not autistic. he's just an asshole using aggressive marketing tecniques to spam his software and his patreon page with it, strangling the competition when possible or walling them off when just killing them would be too noticeable. He's Twitter: if Twitter was so good that Twitter 2 existed it would be called mastodon.social. Same policies, same bigot owner, same close-minded company owning the code. It's not FOSS, FOSS is just a word.

    In conversation Tuesday, 06-Mar-2018 10:38:00 EST from masto.quad.moe permalink
  15. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Monday, 05-Mar-2018 16:45:04 EST _HellPie _HellPie

    Follow Olivia and become part of the very exclusive group of Gay Babies!

    The first Twitch channel part of the Pleroma Network

    https://masto.quad.moe/media/LZaOvtNj4Wr3TnOa9Wo

    In conversation Monday, 05-Mar-2018 16:45:04 EST from masto.quad.moe permalink
  16. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Saturday, 17-Feb-2018 10:51:54 EST _HellPie _HellPie

    oh wow Gargron being an asshole again wow oww https://masto.quad.moe/media/c2kIkbPICq4nBL4CHGI

    In conversation Saturday, 17-Feb-2018 10:51:54 EST from masto.quad.moe permalink
  17. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Saturday, 10-Feb-2018 10:52:27 EST _HellPie _HellPie

    https://masto.quad.moe/media/FMh1cMoo3BF227Rj1Es

    In conversation Saturday, 10-Feb-2018 10:52:27 EST from masto.quad.moe permalink
  18. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Friday, 19-Jan-2018 18:14:43 EST _HellPie _HellPie

    It's not deleted if you know it is. You fucking dumbass retarded fucks.

    https://masto.quad.moe/media/eKzg11jPObNY-hIpRuM

    In conversation Friday, 19-Jan-2018 18:14:43 EST from masto.quad.moe permalink
  19. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Wednesday, 10-Jan-2018 15:15:18 EST _HellPie _HellPie

    Sometimes idk if the Node developers know what tf they write or if they are straight up dumb. https://masto.quad.moe/media/tLw2FBE1w0w4JjRvkx0 https://masto.quad.moe/media/JSobiGA7Zpd3uQF6SQs

    In conversation Wednesday, 10-Jan-2018 15:15:18 EST from masto.quad.moe permalink
  20. _HellPie (hellpie@masto.quad.moe)'s status on Tuesday, 19-Dec-2017 16:24:30 EST _HellPie _HellPie

    wired: using eth0
    wifi: using wlan0

    In conversation Tuesday, 19-Dec-2017 16:24:30 EST from masto.quad.moe permalink
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