Notices by Tek dba Tek (tek@freeradical.zone), page 10

Got an email from $big_corp asking if I'd apply for a job requiring a top secret clearance.

Let me be frank: if you're from a major corporation and interviewing me for something that needs a clearance, you can probably expect me to show up wearing a whistle around my neck. It's not that I can't keep a secret. It's that I may very well not want to keep your secret.

From the PostgreSQL manual:

"The first century starts at 0001-01-01 00:00:00 AD, although they did not know it at the time. This definition applies to all Gregorian calendar countries. There is no century number 0, you go from -1 century to 1 century. If you disagree with this, please write your complaint to: Pope, Cathedral Saint-Peter of Roma, Vatican."

@Cuber What’s the question?

When sharks attack

@drwho This is truth.

@stertorous It's great fun in short bursts.

" CloudWatch Logs role ARN must be set in account settings to enable logging"

Someone at AWS thought that was a helpful error message. They were wrong.

@gcupc That seems like the most probable outcome to me.

@sungo To be sure. Are there many of us still using BSDs as desktops, though? I haven't in probably 7 years.

@pertho Yep! Is the World Cup soccer game, and since you're in an earlier time zone I thought you might know who won.

Wow. RedHat basically says that X.org is dead tech: https://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=X.Org-Maintenance-Mode-Quickly

@kmontenegro Oops, my bad!

*turns off the in-development bot*

@gdkar I will defeat it.

@officialcjunior Nice!

@pertho Oh, you easterners living in the future! Who won the USA v FRA game?

@kemonine Heh! We’re trying to make a lot of stuff self-serve, like “/banhammer a.b.c.d” whenever someone’s lighting up the IDS.

Burrito Lady is pissed at her job this morning and now my breakfast weighs like three pounds and literally has triple the usual cheese.

I didn't really want this much but I was kind of afraid to turn it down.