Notices by Tek dba Tek (tek@freeradical.zone), page 28

Ugh, my office monitor got bumped and now it's not *precisely* level and I can't get it back to being both level *and* aligned with my coworkers' monitors and this is bugging the shit out of me.

@Admin I survived mine with beer and cold packs.

Today’s burrito lady is the conspiracy theorist. I mmm-hmm, we’ll I’ll be!, and huh! through it until she changes topics to her grandkids. She’s a very nice person, if eccentric.

Jumped my lateral raise from 8 lbs to 15 because I didn’t have anything in between. I’m gonna feel that tomorrow.

I uploaded my sleeping dog pic to the office’s #dogs Slack channel, and that triggered everyone else uploading funny pictures of their own puppers. I love my coworkers.

Also...

Pup Tek sleeps so oddly.

@porsupah Good luck! We’ll leave the lights on for you.

@porsupah That's how I get to work sometimes. You local?

@gwmngilfen It moves scarily fast. That's all I've got to say about that.

TFW Tek Jr texts you from school that oh, yeah, they finished all their requirements and graduated from high school today.

No, *you're* sitting at your desk at work giddy and mildly tearful.