Notices by Craig Maloney ☕ (craigmaloney@octodon.social), page 39

Mastodon: discussion about cold brew
Birdsite: Y U no buy new Bluetooth headphones for new phones U stupid old git. Headphone jacks are terrible and you should feel bad.

TFW you find out that your public library card works with the college / university system.

TFW searching on Google for "Activity Pub Getting Started" leads to a list of articles on how to start a restaurant.

You might be a tech interviewee if:

* You can still smile after an answer to a question looks like it was as welcome as a fart in church.
* It's expected for you to relay a tale off abject horror and failure with a happy ending.
* You're expected to design a system off of a few statements.
* You're asked your favorite editor in casual conversation.
* Everyone at the meeting is wearing headphones.
You question your very reason for existing when you leave the interview.

There once was a man from Peru
Who tooted "how do you do?"
But soon he discovered
That what he'd uncovered
Were folks who responded "Awoo".

There was once a tooter on here
Who tooted for most his career
He tooted his days
To much their dismays
For he tooted himself to arrears

One of the few downsides of reading mail via mutt are the unsubscribe links at the bottom of the email.

Every other link: http://example.com/123

Unsubscribe link: http://example.com/sdfjsdflkajsdhfasdflwuesdkjasdcaskldasdusd?ksdfksdfjsdfuefwef&iweisfsdf&kwkwfksdzxckesesdf&cheesenipples&foaoewowefjsdcoewwerjdsk&1

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