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Notices by Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social), page 15

  1. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 23:25:07 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin
    • Stewart C. Russell

    @scruss oh gosh, I didn't realize PROTECTED B meant *you* had to protect it. Yeesh. Beg your pardon, I didn't mean to suggest trying to break that agreement. Kind of ridiculous that it was applied though.

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 23:25:07 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  2. Random Geek (randomgeek@hackers.town)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 11:22:09 EDT Random Geek Random Geek

    I, Mr "No Pants Work From Home", am the only person in the office this morning.

    Welp.

    Time for the pants to come off, at least.

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 11:22:09 EDT from hackers.town permalink Repeated by gnomon
  3. Ivan Enderlin (hywan@fosstodon.org)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 06:54:18 EDT Ivan Enderlin Ivan Enderlin

    TLS performance: rustls vs. OpenSSL, https://jbp.io/2019/07/01/rustls-vs-openssl-performance.html.

    rustls is:
    • 15% | 5% quicker to send | receive data
    • 20-40% | 10% " to connect a client | a server
    • 30-70% | 10-20% " to resume a client | a server
    • uses less than 50% the memory of OpenSSL

    #tls #performance

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 06:54:18 EDT from fosstodon.org permalink Repeated by gnomon
  4. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 23:11:30 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin

    Holy shit that was excellent in a whole bunch of ways I did not expect

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 23:11:30 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  5. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 23:10:28 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin
    • mhoye

    @mhoye YESSSSSSSSSSSS

    In conversation Wednesday, 03-Jul-2019 23:10:28 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  6. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 23:26:53 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin
    • Stewart C. Russell

    @scruss if you publish that collection of images and open a git repo or whatever I'll help transcribe them, if only from sheer stubborn spite.

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 23:26:53 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  7. Federico Mena Quintero (federicomena@mstdn.mx)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 21:54:31 EDT Federico Mena Quintero Federico Mena Quintero

    Por fin terminando un cajón. #carpintería

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 21:54:31 EDT from mstdn.mx permalink Repeated by gnomon
  8. Christine Lemmer-Webber (cwebber@octodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 21:48:00 EDT Christine Lemmer-Webber Christine Lemmer-Webber

    respect my chosen boot order you computer asshole

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 21:48:00 EDT from octodon.social permalink Repeated by gnomon
  9. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 23:07:28 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin
    • JordiGH

    @JordiGH right?? A person has to be in such a strange headspace to be able to divorce (laudable) principle from (horrifying) consequence like that.

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 23:07:28 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  10. applebaps (applebaps@anarchism.space)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:04:05 EDT applebaps applebaps
    in reply to
    • 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊

    @EdgarAllanFoe shark. totally smooth

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:04:05 EDT from anarchism.space permalink Repeated by gnomon
  11. 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 (edgarallanfoe@cryptids.online)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:01:42 EDT 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊 𝖎𝖒𝖒𝖔𝖗𝖙𝖆𝖑 𝖆𝖕𝖊

    Kirby's physical texture most closely resembles a

    [ ] Balloon [ ] Peach [ ] Shark [ ] Dodgeball
    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:01:42 EDT from cryptids.online permalink Repeated by gnomon
  12. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 23:04:03 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin
    in reply to
    • "jenn schiffer”

    @jenn CATTE

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 23:04:03 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  13. "jenn schiffer” (jenn@toot.cafe)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:24:19 EDT "jenn schiffer” "jenn schiffer”

    pumagreg

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:24:19 EDT from toot.cafe permalink Repeated by gnomon
  14. frosty birb (manchot@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:12:44 EDT frosty birb frosty birb

    he jiggle

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 19:12:44 EDT from mastodon.social permalink Repeated by gnomon
  15. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 23:01:40 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin
    • boris johnson fight me bitch
    • æon :icosahedron:

    @tomharris @aeonofdiscord there are also some deeply embedded performance problems in the regex implementations of very popular languages and tools.

    I realize I look like that Charlie Day meme with red string on a map when I say this, but I have a fascinating series of articles to share on this precise topic if you're interested!!

    (he said very hopefully)

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 23:01:40 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  16. æon :icosahedron: (aeonofdiscord@icosahedron.website)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 18:38:27 EDT æon :icosahedron: æon :icosahedron:

    sometimes you have a problem and think "I know, I'll use regular expressions", and now you've rolled it out worldwide and the CPUs are spiking everywhere and the internet is on fire oh god oh no https://blog.cloudflare.com/cloudflare-outage/

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 18:38:27 EDT from icosahedron.website permalink Repeated by gnomon

    Attachments

    1. File without filename could not get a thumbnail source.
      Cloudflare outage caused by bad software deploy (updated)
      from The Cloudflare Blog
      Starting at 1342 UTC today we experienced a global outage across our network that resulted in visitors to Cloudflare-proxied domains being shown 502 errors (“Bad Gateway”). The cause of this outage was deployment of a single misconfigured rule within the Cloudflare Web Application Firewall (WAF)
  17. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 22:57:36 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin
    • an hacker

    @grufwub proposal: you concentrate on the positive part, I'll concentrate on the "fuck that creepy guy and the fucking BMW he drove in on" part?

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 22:57:36 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
  18. Cowboy Bibimbap (extinct@redroo.ml)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 17:04:51 EDT Cowboy Bibimbap Cowboy Bibimbap

    big 4th of july energy

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 17:04:51 EDT from redroo.ml permalink Repeated by gnomon
  19. Darius Kazemi (darius@friend.camp)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 18:17:48 EDT Darius Kazemi Darius Kazemi

    My @365-rfcs blog where I read one RFC for each day of 2019 is back after a several month hiatus! You can subscribe directly on fedi at the above account

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 18:17:48 EDT from friend.camp permalink Repeated by gnomon
  20. Ben Zanin (gnomon@mastodon.social)'s status on Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 22:44:00 EDT Ben Zanin Ben Zanin
    • Nick

    @kukkurovaca doooooooo many blue dad jokes

    In conversation Tuesday, 02-Jul-2019 22:44:00 EDT from mastodon.social permalink
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